I’m Joe Cumia. I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother. Anyone wanna ask me anything?

1  2018-11-20 by OpieEatsBoogers

10 comments

What's your per diem?

That's hard to answer, because it's measured in millilitres of child spit.

I feel like Joe utters the phrase “I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother” quite a bit.

How many times did you hover your mouth under your dad's cock with the shower water running off the head?

Joe Qmia

What is the fastest way to peel a potato. I need to know for Thanksgiving.

Yes — do you have a shred of decency left or has defending your violent alcoholic brother/meal-ticket eaten the last of it.

So so so so so so so so so so so so

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Joe looks like he'd be a member of the band Body Count