You don't know the old writing rule "use words for numbers one through nineteen, numbers for numbers higher than 20, and then words again when you hit twenty seven thousand five hundred"?
He's totally not padding out the book. This is a steadfast rule.
I was like "shut the fuck up; I'm gonna be doing radio."
No pussy, you just quite plainly explained that you timidly bullshitted your way out of the conflict because you were scared of her yelling at you more. What a complete beta.
10 comments
1 lawyerherelistenup 2018-11-20
"Make-believe" is an Opieism
1 Im_SuckIt 2018-11-20
I have a buddy like this. Always lying so his wife doesn't get mad but she ends up getting mad anyway. What a zilch.
1 rawdio 2018-11-20
“Twenty-seven five hundred dollars.”
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-11-20
You don't know the old writing rule "use words for numbers one through nineteen, numbers for numbers higher than 20, and then words again when you hit twenty seven thousand five hundred"?
He's totally not padding out the book. This is a steadfast rule.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
oh no they did college paper shit. what a disaster.
1 Jungies 2018-11-20
Did ya?
1 jred2k 2018-11-20
"I knew she wasn't going look at my checks..."
Nice proofreader, stupid.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-11-20
this book is........not well written
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-11-20
No pussy, you just quite plainly explained that you timidly bullshitted your way out of the conflict because you were scared of her yelling at you more. What a complete beta.
1 DelroyGirlstein 2018-11-20
I was like, "Shut the fuck up; I'm gonna be doing radio."
He makes Henry Hill seem like a reliable narrator.