An incredibly embarrassing story about how Ant was scared shitless of his wife. No wonder he dates teens.

1  2018-11-20 by gunstore

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"Make-believe" is an Opieism

I have a buddy like this. Always lying so his wife doesn't get mad but she ends up getting mad anyway. What a zilch.

“Twenty-seven five hundred dollars.”

You don't know the old writing rule "use words for numbers one through nineteen, numbers for numbers higher than 20, and then words again when you hit twenty seven thousand five hundred"?

He's totally not padding out the book. This is a steadfast rule.

oh no they did college paper shit. what a disaster.

I did everything I could to not argue with her.

Did ya?

"I knew she wasn't going look at my checks..."

Nice proofreader, stupid.

this book is........not well written

I was like "shut the fuck up; I'm gonna be doing radio."

No pussy, you just quite plainly explained that you timidly bullshitted your way out of the conflict because you were scared of her yelling at you more. What a complete beta.

I was like, "Shut the fuck up; I'm gonna be doing radio."

He makes Henry Hill seem like a reliable narrator.