His dad would say, “Don’t bust my chops!” and he never knew what that meant, causing him to think, on one occasion, that he was referring to one of his power tools even though he had heard him using that phrase in other contexts. Also, if Ant was old enough to want and know how to use power tools wouldn’t he be old enough to understand figures of speech? Something tells me Ant is full of bologna.
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1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-11-20
DEFCON levels go backwards, with DEFCON 1 being the highest. Wetbrain says that his father's DEFCON 1 is the lowest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON#Levels
Also, he completely abandons the metaphor at DEFCON 2. What a fucking idiot.
1 Anonymity_01 2018-11-20
Yes yes, we all know about the W.O.P.R
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-11-20
I can't believe he isn't fully versed in Defcon levels. The Soviets could attack any minute
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
turn your key sir.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-11-20
Why is this weirdo intricately detailing how his father used to spank him?
1 Douchegeyser 2018-11-20
The way Ant turned out is a ringing endorsement for peaceful parenting.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-20
Jesus Christ. I'm surpised he left out the precum in his tighty whities once it was over.
1 pashow84 2018-11-20
His dad would say, “Don’t bust my chops!” and he never knew what that meant, causing him to think, on one occasion, that he was referring to one of his power tools even though he had heard him using that phrase in other contexts. Also, if Ant was old enough to want and know how to use power tools wouldn’t he be old enough to understand figures of speech? Something tells me Ant is full of bologna.
1 boringoneliner 2018-11-20
you mean Anthony failed to hire an adequate lector?
1 SuperToes845 2018-11-20
If only he knew a vet from the 82nd Airborne Division who could teach him the differences.