"Attend the humiliating booksigning of my paypig "boyfriend"??? Ha! Nope!" - Missy Muscles.

1  2018-11-20 by JustPooch

26 comments

"I FUCK HOT GIRLS!"

Macho Missy ain't doing shit outside of the GFE, good for her.

Bitch look like she ready to arm wrestle

She's not even passable. He should've stayed with Sue.

Oh sir I think this photo might have been doctored

Yeah in real life her triceps are much thicker than that. Must have photoshopped them down to make her look more feminine.

By candlelight you can't see that she has traps like a yak.

K-mart should have never done away with the Jaclyn Smith Collection. That top is a timeless classic.

Missy the Jokeman Martling

they share TRT prescriptions?

She’s jacked

That photo is from January of 2017. She was suspiciously absent from Nana's signing and from his Halloween party photos. Normally she shoves her turtle face in the frame of every camera around. Hmmm

He'll have another young confused six turning 17 soon and his years of grooming will be worth the time and iPads spent to kill the loneliness

Each candle represents an uncapped Sharpie.

Her face looks vaguely like Roe's.

Make up your own horrifying Freudian theories.

Winner takes it all, Loser takes a fall Fight to the beginning of the end Winner takes it all Until he breaks the fall In time he'll make it over the top

I bet she gives real nice hugs though.

i'd let her shag me

She had a tire flipping competition to train for.

Build aside, she even sits like a dude.

Did you see that score?!

A young Jim Norton wearing a blonde wig.

Look at those pythons.

Look at that dudes triceps. Wow. Fucking roided out.

Yeah in real life her triceps are much thicker than that. Must have photoshopped them down to make her look more feminine.

By candlelight you can't see that she has traps like a yak.