"Oh, the lava's approaching? It's gonna burn me at some point? I don't care. Right now, I'm great.....

1  2018-11-20 by WhiskeynPeanutbutter

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Oh, so so so so, so so so, so now when rock is superheated into molten magma it's lava now?

I will buy you Starbucks if you just please buy my book!

page 109, the first bit of honesty in the book... https://i.imgur.com/3ITa8qI.png

Is the word pacifist being used correctly in this context?

Not really, "I was too non-confrontational about the whole thing" would have been more accurate, but I'd have to run that by my team of ghostwriters to be sure.

Typical modern usage. People think it refers to passivity, not pacificity.

His ghostwriters aren't literate.

He has a big water for himself

Cuz his throat might get dry greeting all those fans ya know?

4 sharpies $8, hairplugs and capped teeth $70k, crickets... Priceless