In 2000, Anthony Cumia was syndicated to all major markets, a millionare and had a guest spot on NBC. In 2018 he got chased away by a militant lesbian after selling 4 books.

1  2018-11-20 by Top5breakups

Nice life trajectory, stupid.

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I don't mind

Letting you down easy but just give it time

Ain’t it fun?

The 4 books were sold to Erock, Big A,Bobo, and Joe.

Anthony bought 2 of the 4

Man - Mike the Marine, the chimneysweep, and the limey didn’t show up?

I hope Mike the Marine gets rotated back to Afghanistan and gets burned alive in a cage.

Harsh but fair.

Erocks wife must really wonder where she went wrong. Erock laying in bed reading the signed book of his boss covered in Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs.

Her ever shriveling womb a constant reminder of his failure as a man.

Did we ever find out what she looks like? Travis and the Sam-ian's wives are waaay out of their league.

I would rather have a bag of Doritos signed by Erock than stupid Ants stupid book.

Big A and Bobo can't read though.

Anthony : 45% Jimmy : 45% Opie: : 10%

Give yourself a Bell!

LL

Dumb comment. Proof no one likes you. Or your lack of wit.

Definitely not proof that there are zero people on this sub, you unoriginal faggot.

Still butthurt over being a pedophile? Not surprised, kid toucher.

You're by far the most inadequate human being I've ever interacted with;) Ha you like my 50000 upvote post ;) ? Try and beat that. Go on. Quit stalling.

OMG you REALLY think that meme shit post makes you cool. You REALLY do, don't you? What a fucking total loser you are. A total loser! Holy fuck! I'm 💯 serious! You. Are. A. Loooossserr.

Enjoy your 50000 upvotes child molester. I'm sure your meme posting will draw some kids in you can try to meet up with.

I don't think I've ever seen this level of total loser before. Do yourself a favor and go back and look at your last 20 posts, seriously, you just bragged about upvotes like that's an important accimplishment and achievement in life. It's like saying "I proofread all my text and didn't need spell check, but you did!"

Then think about that for the next couple of days AND THEN consider going back and cancelling the brag votes. They are really pathetic. From a trolling perspective you just lost the war bragging about that. I won't even make fun of you when you delete them I promise!

There is a certain point when you can't kick a guy when he hits bottom and you just did, my kid touching friend. The very bottom.

Tl:Dr you realize you just posted 20 times that you got 50,000 upvotes for a meme shit post right? An experienced troll like you would eat that shit alive given the opportunity.

Every time you go into my history and click little things to reply to, you lose. You're a loser. Also the fact that you spend time to write out "HAHAHA" is pathetic, you scream insecure inadequace with every post you make. And the best part: you have stopped commenting on real posts with your account because you don't like the negative replies I leave . LOL. Go on. Quit stalling.

Omg. You deleted them! You're fucking pathetic! You did exactly what I told you to do! I can't believe it! I screenshot all of that shit! It's going on shit Reddit says!

On a serious note, since you keep talking my advice; Here's a life hack for you. Go into your phone's spell check dictionary. Have it changed when you type Ha into HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It saves a lot of time trolling

I have to say, there is nothing more satisfying than the fact that you made those 20 brag posts as if they were a real achievement and then you went back in and deleted them when you realized how douchey that was. I feel like I've reached the Pinnacle of troll success. It's like I just got my twentieth Platinum record. There is nothing else left for me to do with you no amount of baiting from you can bring me more troll happiness then that moment. You took the bait and you swallowed it whole and so deeply it actually shot out your ass in one gulp. Thank you Settadoof for giving me the greatest troll moment every troll dreams of.

There just isn't anything left to do or say between us at this point and I'm being honest please feel free to keep trolling, it just further my complete and total destruction of your ego.

Except of course stay tuned at shit Reddit says for a picture show. I know it'll get modded away but we will always have "try to top my 50,000 upvotes" as a shared memory.

What a little bitch. You actually. Deleted them. Omg.

Omg.

You got P-owned. by yourself.

How long does it take you to write each of these? You are so unbelievably hurt and fragile. But more than that, this seems like whataboutism to to me. Show me some objective sources without bias and then we can talk. Til then, quit stalling. ;)

You still crying lol, keep responding inadequate man

Lol nobody can attack people online like this sub..

You're literally insane with anger, and I love it! Keep posting! Come on. Quit stalling.

Good one stupid. Internet trolls really make you mad don't they ? 😘

You really are a coward switching to a throw away when you're already in an argument, setadoof. Trying to protect that sweet sweet kharma from the rediit God's? What a pussy.

Joe didn’t even buy a book. He refuses to dip into his allowance to buy it.

The book might give him PTSD back to the Great Potato Famine

Joe thinks PTSD stands for "Preteen and Toddler Spit Deficiency."

And AntH will still blame the Blacks for it.

He's correct to do so because he's black and it is his fault.

excuse me that is militant bisexual to you mother fucker

Does that mean you salute when you disappoint your family?

every time

The sub became better than the show

We're like project mayhem!!!!

Who was the douche that said that here.

I believe it was one dovid ross

That's the bit!

What an incredibly low bar to set. This sub is complete trash lol.

What do you do for a living, character?

Shitpost with a bunch of mongolids who don’t understand self deprecation all day.

low bar? Ona circa 2008 was a great show. stfu

"When [I] do an appearance [I] draw thousands of people. Not 50 people to a bowling alley in Jersey, Don!" - Anthony Cumia, 2002.

Went from XFL, to battered ex hell.

Fuck you

"Can you sign it:

To Ron,

I'm still funny!

From, Anthony"

You know that every single one of Ant's "friends" is getting a "personally signed" copy of his shitty book this year for Christmas. And you know Joe is going to keep his copy under glass and opened so everyone can see the signature like it's some sort of holy relic that proves his existence on this earth isn't totally meaningless after all.

The rise and fall AnD RIzE AgAIn

He could have shown up to any random open mic night with a self published collection of poetry and would have sold more than 4 copies. How is it even possible to do this poorly? He should be able to accidentally sell more than four copies in a day.

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