Patti

Do you hate her ur sumpthin?

He'd be married to a man

Jim has like 4 dream jobs and is wealthy. On paper he should be able to get a hot young girlfriend.

Except for the fact he put every creepy degenerate thing hes ever done on tape. Couple that with with the unprotected sex with HIV positive men from Europe. What 22 year old wouldn't want that....

he's gonna need way more money to make women overlook his abysmal appearance and the fact that he fucks male escorts.

Yeah, he doesn't even have Opie or Ant money and I would say they are starting to get to that level where they start overlooking your appearance.

He also fucks underage girls and is attracted to men

Don’t forget about the children he lusts for

Ant and Jim are so much alike, mindboggling.

He wants a hot young girl in her 20's to settle down with him.

That's the worst part of it, it'd be one thing if he was just routinely swinging way out of his range because he wanted some fun with someone hot. This deluded motherfucker wants him a housewife that's nowhere close to 30.

Yeah who doesn't want to settle down with an annoyingly sober 50 year old man who sits at home staring at shitty pics of himself with more successful celebrities. He's also not interested in traveling much, physical exercise, most good tasting food, or anything remotely related to pop culture.

If he can’t even muster up the motivation to read a book or watch a show for his job imagine how bored his 20 year old girlfriend would get when he can’t even watch Netflix with her

Forgot that he probably only listens to maybe 2 or three different bands Max, though I get the feeling he's not really listening much when he's at home, it might distract him from edging or cleaning his CPAP machine.

He lives in one of the most exciting cities on the planet and probably barely leaves his apartment.

It would be OK if he barely left his apartment because he had hobbies inside that apartment like playing video games or watching movies but he doesn’t.

He just masturbates and spends money on watching young men shoving objects into their shithole

It would be OK if he barely left his apartment because he had hobbies inside that apartment like playing video games

A 50 year old playing video games is a "hobby" now?

You faggots really believe you're being productive sitting in your neon lime green striped racing chairs playing games with 14 year olds, lol.

My point isn’t that video games are a great hobby especially when you’re 50 years old and alone, I was highlighting how little Jim has going on, where he can’t even watch movies, he doesn’t play video games, he doesn’t do anything besides masturbate

You are leaving out how awful he looks

Patti could do better than Jim.

Although Jim really wants to duck Patti.

He really should put carmody on a greyhound and promise her free cigarettes if she’ll be his wife. That’s about the best he can hope for.

Reminder: Jim wanted to settle down with a 20 year old girl so bad that he was going to propose to a dude pretending to be a 20 year old girl

-Been paying men to piss on him on his mattress for 20 years
-Cancels comedy shows to meet with gay guys who wear makeup
-Farts and thinks it's funny
-Is a panty wearing faggot -Pretends to be a child molester because it's fun for him

Jim Norton is just a normal guy who wants a normal relationship where the girl has balls and a dong, doesn't wear deodorant and pisses on him.

What hot 22 year old wouldn’t want to hook up with a 50 year old, short, bald, pasty, liver-spotted pervert with a feeble, geriatric physique, who plays dress up as a prop comic for a living, constantly blinks and waves his noodle arms around like he’s having a seizure, can’t drink alcohol, have fun with recreational drugs, or eat food, can’t defend himself or his woman in any physical confrontation (yet has a closet full of tough guy MMA/boxing apparel), is extremely jealous and possessive with women, is a pouty, pissy and passive aggressive backstabber with men, wears man-child band clothing and takes AIDS prevention medication because he frequently has sexual intercourse with male prostitutes in dresses?

It’s a mystery.

Imagine being a millionaire in NYC and not even being able to find a hot young woman to date or even be a sugar daddy for. What a complete zilch this guy is.