I would pick the sand out of there with my teeth

French girls are so darn sexy (excuse my language) but they seem the hardest of European women to bang.

They are quite easy if you can put up with the stench.

This guy watches 80's Chevy Chase movies.

I've never seen a sexy French girl, fuck those bitches whatever they're supposed to be. I guess they should be sexy, but they just seem like a nasty ass hoes to me.

They're quite demanding. Marauding yanks on vacation don't cut it.

Flying over to another country turns every woman into a whore.
Case in point : american women to Jamaica.

I surrender

Love the direction of the sub, movin from beefers to dumpers/turdcutters/fartboxes...

Holy jumpin fuckin jesus I'd kill my mom just to touch one cheek with my pinky.

Volleyball asses are life.

Me too

I'd love to put it where a girl poops from, or one of those men who have a high voice and titties.

I would tell my deepest darkest secrets to that ass and then rub it in conola oil.

Won’t be long before the French female teams are wearing Muslim head dresses.

Volleyball was the only fun sport to watch back in high school for this very reason.

I don’t care if it’s photoshopped