I like to fish.

I like to eat

Omg me too

Slut

You're most similar to Bob Kelly then.

I'm like Jim in that I put no effort into my work. I'm like Sam in that I'd be better off dead. I'm like Nana for the kid stuff and I'm like Opie in that I also have a lovely lill tum tum.

I used to host one of the biggest radio shows of all time but I threw it all away after I got beat up by a black chick and had to be a racist baby about it on social media.

Now I interview z-listers in my basement.

It's a relatable sequence of events

I slather my blueburries in mustard

I'll bite. Ive reacted like Opie a few time when I've been the butt of a joke by taking a bit too personal. A couple times while my friends were arguing, i found myself in the weird ackward position like Nana gets like during arguments. Im assuming im not alone in saying ive been wormy with women like Jimmy (granted that was in my youth). And the only thing I got with Sam is pro wrestling

I twitch and make completely impulsive facial and head movements when I get these and constantly recurring unwanted thoughts of embarrassing memories or regrets, or really awful thoughts of things that could happen. I really think that's what him is experiencing, but he refuses to seek medical help because he thinks he'll lose his already non existent humor and personality

I emulate the Opster in every way. I record everyone on the street and ask them uncomfortable and bizarre questions in an entitled manner, devoid of any empathy. I talk over anyone and everyone who bores me for a millisecond. I wipe my piss puddles with my socks and I spend my days with a racially diverse group drinking grapefruit IPAs and checking out the empties.

I've been doing this shit since I was 18.

Are you or have you ever been affiliated with organized crime?

Just a tasste

I hate wrestling so not Sam(no pun intended). I held my mother's hand as she passed away so not Nana. I haven't fucked a male prostitute, so not Jim. Proud father, so I'm guessing it's Opie

There’s nothing wrong with a man with gynecomastia. The lord cursed you with too much estrogen.

Can't blame the Lord for that. It's from eating your sisters pussy back in grade school

Would you consider trafficking your spawn to an iPad giving vampire?

Cause then you’d be like BroJoe

Sir, I happen to have a white child...an Aryan princess if you will. You would have to cough up at least an iPad pro and a Vizio sound bar

Bullshit, only basketball Americans with Frankenstein noses would risk a child over a Vizio.

An Aryan child is worth a Sennheiser at least.

oh look a community question. lets bond friends

I can be like Nana in my pointless rage and a paranoid bitch like Opie. Sometimes I like to tease people like Sam does. Like Norton, I imagined being open about shortcomings - instead of making up for them - to be charming, which is absolutely isn't.

Guess I'm human garbage. Thanks for making me aware of that, fuckface.

like sam I love wrestling and chicken nugs are probably my favorite food. unlike him I am not a backstabber and am loyal to the opester.

I’m more like Fez: overweight, nervous, and obviously gay.

I honestly started to really get sucked into Fez's world. His feelings and stories he would tell sounded so odd and intriguing at the time.

Now that I have gotten a little bit older, and a little more anxious, I really started to resonate with his fears. Especially the waves of anxiety one may get for no apparent reason.

Thankfully I'm able to let out some steam by tucking my dick in between my legs and dancing to good bye horses.

I'm like all of them in the general sense that I'm a giant whiny faggot.

I'm fighting a lifelong losing battle with alcoholism so I'm exactly like Jimmy.

I'm black and gay like Anthony.

This deserves more

I'm like Nana in that I have substance abuse issues and a crippling fear of confrontation. I'm at an age now where neither govern my existence, but every time I have to confront someone about something it's not fun and I really dread it. I always feel better afterwards, though.

I have the discipline and attention span of Jim but since I’m not recovering from a 6 pack of PBR 30 years ago I can take medications for it

I also am a self aware individual so I would never pull out my phone mid conversation then get annoyed when you call me out on it

Used to choke my gf in bed like nana. She killed herself a few weeks ago though so i think ill turn to fucking trannies like jim.

I could have been a model, so I’m like Opie that way.

Like Anthony, love video games, weed, and young blonde puss

I'm like chip because I've evolved

Like all of them, I have or have had a successful radio show.

Got into a heated screaming match with an African American woman at my apartment complexes laundromat.

Somehow avoided to scream about the entire black race on the internet and tank my livelihood.

I automatically assume people are out to fuck me over and because of that, I sometimes misunderstand or mishear harmless things they say as a personal attack on me and get defensive or just mean to them. It usually hits me that I was the asshole in the situation while I'm trying to sleep and keeps me up all night.

I have 20 pairs of maroon skinny jeans

I've learned from all of them. I'm a cool badass with no regard for the laws of God or Man. I play people against each other like pawns while I cackle in the background. I use alternative personalities and my razor-sharp wit to mask my dark and troubled past. I may seem like a wise and chill dude who can hang with the bros, but if you push me too far I can become an absolute psycho. Also, my girlfriend's tits are almost as big as the Opster's.