if you've never worked in a steel mill or as a lumberjack, then showered with your bros together, getting all those big, vascular muscles clean, helping scrub each other down, all wet and glistening, then you're a fucking faggot

Keep telling yourself that fruitcake

I think caddying for the Mob qualifies.

I worked in a factory. But it was making flavored chapstick,

if you've never worked as an overnight dishwasher with excons trying to persuade them that the earth is round then you're not a real man. Sorry gayboys. Kisses.