imagine being so not famous that you need to rely on a sub of losers just so people would talk about you. fucking zilch

Imagine spending years wishing for a big break in your comedy career and stumbling into this sub's crosshairs...

Not only do you get the attention you so badly craved, but then you have to pretend you aren't nervous or fearful for what's to come

We're through the Looking Glass here, lambchops...

i feel nothing but pity for anyone who respects my opinion

Because they know if they weren't entertainers, they would be exactly like us.

Opie woul work in HR, Ant would still be humping shit into attics, Jimmy would be in a warehouse or driving truck.

We are them.

Hey, I resent that. I’d never talk about chad zumock!

Speak for yourself, loser.

I hope he lives to regret this decision.

when you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop. Know what I mean Chaddy?

this guys a bigger loser than I am, what a zero.

That is a high bar

Nice writing your own wikipedia page, stupid.

"Chad Anthony Zumock[1] is an American comedian, former radio personality, writer, and gay homosexual."

Hello, I'm Girth Summit. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions to Chad Zumock have been undone because they did not appear constructive.

Girth Summit is a solid 90s porn name.

That cocksucking nobody cares what we think?

He has a low bar in life if getting our approval (A long dead radio show sub that has degenerated to trolling) is a priority.

He won. We lost. He will be opening for Rich Vos in a matter of no time.

Even Vos would call him a zilchch

He'll be lucky to open for Hannah Gadsby.

The true part of that is that the queers over at CPMedia talk about us all the time.

I saw this guy do standup at Skankfest, he was really bad

Did you get to see Big Gay Oakerson do his Fred Durst cosplay?

That faggot isn't even worth making a doodle of.

He knows the audience here is 100x the size of CP Media's shitty shows. It's probably best to ignore his unfunny ass and let him fade back into obscurity.

DO DA BIT

He was on Bennington recently, so he must be big time.

I'm from Cleveland. Chad had a second seat on the afternoon show here. The alan cox show. He was fired when he got in to a drunken accident in a car from a local car dealership he was doing endorsements for. Every news article made it a point to mention he was in a car from Tim Lally Chevrolet. Lol. No press is bad press ? They didnt think so.
Since then his been trying to hack it on the road.

Hi chad

Drinking problems? No wonder Ant brought him in, he needed an Elizabeth Shue for his "Leaving Las Vegas" phase.

Damn, thasa good reference!

If this Chad guy is Elizabeth Shue, I guess that makes us the 3 college guys

https://www.cleveland.com/lakewood/index.ssf/2012/12/chad_zumocks_ovi_arrest_in_lak.html

Faggot stole Vos's hat

That’s the worse hat I’ve ever seen; probably get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.

You know you’ve hit the big time when the sponsor gives you a Chevy Cruze to drive.

Pork pie hat wearing cunt.

I'm from Cleveland

Braggart.

let's go browns

What an absolute nobody with the fat body of Erock at his worst

Why delete them if you’re trolling?

http://archive.is/XwhSh

http://archive.is/KoTBf

U/weird medicine

U/weirdmedicine

He really pulled the wool over our eyes.

If Ant had any integrity (which we know he doesn’t) he’d tell this faggot to not mess w Dr. Steve since he’s a good egg.

He'd hide beneath his desk

Not in his radio handbook, dude.

He was on Bennington recently, si he must be big time.

I only ever knew this name because Florentine talked about him being his friend, I figured he was an alright guy

That theory has been thrown out the window after seeing him existing for 2 seconds

Nice bit, Stupid

What a brotherman!

Faggot

This guy draws on a jawline every day. Chinlet faggot

This sub is the last place on earth I'd want focused on me.

I believe there is record of him being arrested for stealing a blender a few years ago.

Wearing a Public Enemy shirt, ooohhhhhh, so edgy

You're still a fag

Oh, Chaaaaad!

Because they know if they weren't entertainers, they would be exactly like us.

Opie woul work in HR, Ant would still be humping shit into attics, Jimmy would be in a warehouse or driving truck.

We are them.