Comedians: "Listen to my witty attempts at self deprication so you understand how broken I am..."
1 2018-11-17 by AiCPearlJam
Also comedians: "take my political, pop culture, and world view as gospel you racist redneck homophobic piece of shit. Everything is a travesty!"
13 comments
1 JimandFred 2018-11-17
and don't forget to donate to my patreon or buy my merch.
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-11-17
Comedians: democrats vote like this "do do dododo dodo dododo" but the republicans vote like this "de de dedede dedede dede"
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-11-17
It's true. We're so lame!
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-11-17
Every black comedian: Here's a white guy, isn't he corny? Here's a black guy, they do this, aren't they cool?
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Every comedian: Women/my wife do things i don't like. Why are women so different than how men do things and vice versa? We truly are whacky, aren't we?
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Every female comedian: I sleep around, i don't really like men but i like SEX! You know, men are disgusting, i'm disgusting but i really like SEX! Haven't you heard fellow women, we sure like SEX and chocolate/ice cream/whatever marketers are pushing onto fat slobs nowadays.
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Every Lisa Lampanelli-joke: I like black dick and i'm fat.
1 LearninDatPython 2018-11-17
Ok comedy wrap it up we're done here
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-17
Hold up, we didn't get to hear from the street shitters yet
1 Trueduhtective 2018-11-17
Female comic: Here's a picture of me on the toilet.
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-17
i used to take one fish oil pill per day, but after your bullying i have to take 2
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-11-17
Full list of comedians who know what "travesty" means:
Dennis Miller, Rick Shapiro
1 El_Heato 2018-11-17
Stand up is so fucking dead as a form of entertainment.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-11-17
I'm a big fan of "yo you ever see how brothas and white peepol walk? brothas walk cool like dis "b-boom boom ch, b-boom boom ch," white peepol be like (pulls pants up to neck) "heeey hello there Samuel fine day, time to go my accountant..."
1 itsnotpiss 2018-11-17
Comedian: "I'm a fucking piece of shit without any redeemable qualities, my friends all call me a lazy cunt with no ambition or real personality, my parents think I'm an attention whoring degenerate, and my partners leave me because I act like an awful sexual deviant sociopath."
Fan taking selfie with comedian: "Here I am with my favorite comedian. Just two losers hanging out, ha ha!"
Comedian: "How dare you, civilian!"
1 steezycheesefries 2018-11-17
Then stop putting your time into watching comedians you unfunny cum rag of a person.