It must crush whatever's left of Cumia's soul, to have to kiss the ass of people like Halperin and the callers, like the desperate old cunt he's become.
I doubt it's a coincidence that he can only book NY comics that are all open-micers and total nobodies with 2k-10k Twitter followers. The fact Anthony's show doesn't even draw in 3k viewers probably doesn't help but I'm sure Keith and Nana lie about the numbers just like they did with the "100,000 subscribers" nonsense..
3k viewers is pretty generous. That free election night Youtube stream never got above 2000 viewers. Plus, if the chat was any indication, a very sizeable chunk of the people who were watching were there for no other reason than to shit on him and his unfunny pig fucking sidekick.
Didn't Keith the cop have a story about giving his card to Pete Davidson trying to get him on the show only to find it crumpled up in an elevator shortly after?
Oh it does. One of the reasons why his drinking has ramped up from "fun guy with a manageable drinking problem" to sloppy, late-stage alcoholic. A decade or so ago he was on fucking Letterman. 5 years ago he was still getting invited to (((parties))) at Schumer's and Tom Papa's. Now he's on the shitlist's shitlist. He is done, finished, over. His upcoming appearance on Rogan could/should be the final nail in his coffin.
He only laughed at himself if the faggot worm or a guest pointed something out. If an intern or a caller said something, the true sassy queer came with her claws out.
A decade or so ago he was on fucking Letterman. 5 years ago he was still getting invited to (((parties))) at Schumer's and Tom Papa's.
He knows those days are never ever coming back either. It's not like he's an actor or something and could make a big comeback with one good movie. It's over for Ant. O&A was the only environment where he was able to actually be funny. The last 4 years has shown that.
Not only did he blow that show up for the most retarded and selfish reason imaginable but he also made sure to burn bridges with the other half of the show.
Now he'll spend the rest of his life in obscurity, drunkenly telling tales of the glory days to anyone who'll listen. It's all worth it though because now he can say whatever he wants without the fear of people getting uuuuughfeeended.
Look at all that awful unnecessary shit he's go on that set. All that rigging and those beaming lights. That stupid fucking green screen. All for the show to look like utter shit anyway.
Haha, I'm just a lunchpail swingin', scaffolding photographing amateur. But even with my basic knowledge I could produce a clean image with their setup.
Did you know scaffolding photography is like a legit discipline? I actually found some photographer’s portfolio website a few months ago and it was 90% scaffold shots.
C’mon - they wouldn’t let him repair the units - just installing the ductwork. Repairmen have actual skills. Ductwork installers are the idiots who graduated from sweeping the shop floor.
I hate to compliment anything Monkeyman Roberts does but his queer wrestling podcast looks 1000 times more professional than this awful product that Nana has sunk tens of thousands of dollars into.
Appears as though the non-transplanted hair is falling out around the hair plugs. Instead of balding in a way that looks natural, his shit looks all patchy. Can't afford to go get more transplanted so he's gotta walk around looking like he came down with mange.
If he'd just let it go grey, like it wants to, his patchy baldness wouldn't be as noticeable. Instead he has that shitty looking unnatural color just like his 50 something twin sister with her ridiculous squid ink colored hair.
how hard is it to just build a fucking wall and cover it with that cliche skyline decal. but no just like ageing ant has an aversion to anything natural
If he'd just let it go grey, like it wants to, his patchy baldness wouldn't be as noticeable. Instead he has that shitty looking unnatural color just like his 50 something twin sister with her ridiculous squid ink colored hair.
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7 Kizzner 2018-11-16
Just like Bob Levy yet another former smalltime O&A guest that they would mock and ridicule is now a big guest on Nana's podcast network.
6 McGowan9 2018-11-16
It must crush whatever's left of Cumia's soul, to have to kiss the ass of people like Halperin and the callers, like the desperate old cunt he's become.
4 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-16
I wonder how many people dodge him at comedy clubs. "Oh fuck, there's Cumia. He's going to ask us to be on his shitty show. Hide."
2 mattirawks 2018-11-16
Jim Norton does
1 Kizzner 2018-11-16
I doubt it's a coincidence that he can only book NY comics that are all open-micers and total nobodies with 2k-10k Twitter followers. The fact Anthony's show doesn't even draw in 3k viewers probably doesn't help but I'm sure Keith and Nana lie about the numbers just like they did with the "100,000 subscribers" nonsense..
Something's fishy.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-11-16
3k viewers is pretty generous. That free election night Youtube stream never got above 2000 viewers. Plus, if the chat was any indication, a very sizeable chunk of the people who were watching were there for no other reason than to shit on him and his unfunny pig fucking sidekick.
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-11-16
And that's just the waiters saying that.
1 CordouroyStilts 2018-11-16
Didn't Keith the cop have a story about giving his card to Pete Davidson trying to get him on the show only to find it crumpled up in an elevator shortly after?
1 Axelfolly 2018-11-16
Nah, i don't think it bothers him at all and that's what's so sick about it
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
Oh it does. One of the reasons why his drinking has ramped up from "fun guy with a manageable drinking problem" to sloppy, late-stage alcoholic. A decade or so ago he was on fucking Letterman. 5 years ago he was still getting invited to (((parties))) at Schumer's and Tom Papa's. Now he's on the shitlist's shitlist. He is done, finished, over. His upcoming appearance on Rogan could/should be the final nail in his coffin.
1 Axelfolly 2018-11-16
God he's become such a spineless pos
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
He's always been that, it's just that no one likes him anymore.
1 Axelfolly 2018-11-16
Yea i suppose but he was at least funny at one point. Now he's just a fakr laughing fucking idiot
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
Yeah, he used to be able to laugh at himself. Eating shit on the big Jay roast and refusing to acknowledge it was the beginning of the end for him
1 Axelfolly 2018-11-16
Yea true
1 johnajapanda 2018-11-16
He only laughed at himself if the faggot worm or a guest pointed something out. If an intern or a caller said something, the true sassy queer came with her claws out.
1 BrainPainter 2018-11-16
Basically anyone he deemed below him
1 johnajapanda 2018-11-16
Yet he is literally trash.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-11-16
Is the Rogan thing even still happening? Someone said in like June that it was coming up in a few weeks.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
End of November apparently
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-11-16
November 30
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-11-16
oh god I can't wait to see the trainwreck
1 AndRiseAgain 2018-11-16
He knows those days are never ever coming back either. It's not like he's an actor or something and could make a big comeback with one good movie. It's over for Ant. O&A was the only environment where he was able to actually be funny. The last 4 years has shown that.
Not only did he blow that show up for the most retarded and selfish reason imaginable but he also made sure to burn bridges with the other half of the show.
Now he'll spend the rest of his life in obscurity, drunkenly telling tales of the glory days to anyone who'll listen. It's all worth it though because now he can say whatever he wants without the fear of people getting uuuuughfeeended.
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2 individual02 2018-11-16
His set is way more embarrassing than fucking trannies
2 AndRiseAgain 2018-11-16
Look at all that awful unnecessary shit he's go on that set. All that rigging and those beaming lights. That stupid fucking green screen. All for the show to look like utter shit anyway.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
"You don't think Anthony's show looks like a professional set-up?" baboon-like cackle
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-11-16
That many LED panels and the image is still full of noise artifacts like it's underlit and shot at 6400 ISO. The rank incompetence is baffling
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-11-16
Fancy photography nigger
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-11-16
Haha, I'm just a lunchpail swingin', scaffolding photographing amateur. But even with my basic knowledge I could produce a clean image with their setup.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-16
Did you know scaffolding photography is like a legit discipline? I actually found some photographer’s portfolio website a few months ago and it was 90% scaffold shots.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-11-16
What about 3am in Times Square?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-11-16
it's all unnecessary because *no one wants to watch this shit*
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-11-16
The illusion of success is much more important to the Ant/Keith creative team than actually achieving it
2 anorock13 2018-11-16
The Merv Griffin set Kramer dug out of the trash had more dignity.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-11-16
And smelled better.
Big A, Bobo and Nana's old lady pee smell. Pooey.
1 crookedmile 2018-11-16
Better guests too
1 BP-47 2018-11-16
Ant can't stop looking toward the control booth.
1 Kizzner 2018-11-16
To be fair the people in the booth make up 1/3 of the total viewership.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
"Help me."
1 LamarThePotato 2018-11-16
Public access TV with high-school level of competence.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-11-16
There is way too much light for Anthony's face to look anything other than horrific.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-11-16
Granmama is wearing a jacket. What’s the occasion?
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
Big celebrity guest in studio.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-11-16
Must have been pulling fourth backup mic duty at Infowars later that day.
1 redtrilobal 2018-11-16
When did Ian Halperin turn into Russell Peters?
1 zoob1357 2018-11-16
Halperin looks like shhhhhhit if that’s him
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
It is him. From his twitter. He refers to Nana as "AC," apparently forgetting to add the word "repairman."
1 Kalikhead2 2018-11-16
C’mon - they wouldn’t let him repair the units - just installing the ductwork. Repairmen have actual skills. Ductwork installers are the idiots who graduated from sweeping the shop floor.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
A good point.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-11-16
Looks like a staging area at a community college
1 nomadiqqq 2018-11-16
Scorchs Chinese restaurant had a way better vibe
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
Jeff Dahmer's kitchen had a better vibe.
1 jsnoots 2018-11-16
Yeah, plus egg rolls.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-11-16
Google it, Google it!
1 sheba_sheba 2018-11-16
Shaken baby syndrome..way back when. Bald as a bandicoot and toilet sounds like a fog horn.
Ian Halperin; a musing.
1 LiberalPussy 2018-11-16
His love for His Highness like honey
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-11-16
My favorite poem
1 sheba_sheba 2018-11-16
No cleopatra
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-11-16
Rattled by the rush...
1 MrTimSmith 2018-11-16
There are Twitch streamers with better setups at a fraction of the cost.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
I hate to compliment anything Monkeyman Roberts does but his queer wrestling podcast looks 1000 times more professional than this awful product that Nana has sunk tens of thousands of dollars into.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-11-16
https://i.gyazo.com/0db504056a5e1ae0de21798a7125198a.png
Appears as though the non-transplanted hair is falling out around the hair plugs. Instead of balding in a way that looks natural, his shit looks all patchy. Can't afford to go get more transplanted so he's gotta walk around looking like he came down with mange.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-16
If he'd just let it go grey, like it wants to, his patchy baldness wouldn't be as noticeable. Instead he has that shitty looking unnatural color just like his 50 something twin sister with her ridiculous squid ink colored hair.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-11-16
This might be the first time I don't want to live vicariously through his Highness
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-11-16
Shame to see Ian Halperin this visibly upset at watching his former love interest and former shell of a man, Anthony
1 SavePoonerman 2018-11-16
Twitch streamers with 200 viewers have a more comfortable looking setup
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-11-16
it's literally the worst set ever.
Joey Diaz has like a knock off version of Rogans set and it is 100 times better
Nana is such a fucking loser.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-11-16
Looks like a cozy and inviting environment
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-11-16
Bend your fucking hat bill, faggot
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-11-16
Grown up Ant sucks
1 makimskii 2018-11-16
how hard is it to just build a fucking wall and cover it with that cliche skyline decal. but no just like ageing ant has an aversion to anything natural
1 sexylarrytate 2018-11-16
Thats without the graphics. IN HOT WATER RULZZZ
1 Hugh-Juhsol 2018-11-16
Nah, I’ve been there. It’s nice.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-11-16
Jesus that's bad
1 misstheolddaysfan 2018-11-16
I don't get the L-desk.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-16
"You don't think Anthony's show looks like a professional set-up?" baboon-like cackle
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-11-16
That many LED panels and the image is still full of noise artifacts like it's underlit and shot at 6400 ISO. The rank incompetence is baffling
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-11-16
it's all unnecessary because *no one wants to watch this shit*
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-16
If he'd just let it go grey, like it wants to, his patchy baldness wouldn't be as noticeable. Instead he has that shitty looking unnatural color just like his 50 something twin sister with her ridiculous squid ink colored hair.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-11-16
Fancy photography nigger
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-11-16
The illusion of success is much more important to the Ant/Keith creative team than actually achieving it