Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
Where the guy never looks in my eyes
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column
But all I do is talk to the lime
Oh, where can I get my cock sucked
Where can I get my ass fucked
I aint got no money,
But I know where to put it every time
Well I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard
- some of them, some of them are alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight
He thought Warner Bros stole his idea for a novel and made The Adjustment Bureau a story written by PK Dick in 1950. What a deluded faggot. I hope he finds the wrong end of a drowsy Wal-Mart truck driver.
32 comments
3 SpudsCuckley 2018-11-16
Comments disabled. Gutless faggot.
1 RichVoszChutzpah 2018-11-16
Cocksucker Blues (An Ode to Porsalin)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phr-y7tQYQo
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Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
Where the guy never looks in my eyes
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column
But all I do is talk to the lime
Oh, where can I get my cock sucked
Where can I get my ass fucked
I aint got no money,
But I know where to put it every time
Well I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard
- some of them, some of them are alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight
1 [deleted] 2018-11-16
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1 Not_Anthwan 2018-11-16
Go tell his fat faggot brother
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-11-16
Porsalin didn't want imposters re-uploading his videos and stealing his paltry ad-revenue holy shit
Are we sure he isn't a jew too apart from being a limey brit?
1 rawdio 2018-11-16
This man’s dedication. I’m impressed. Fight on, Louie.
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-11-16
Who am I kidding? I love this shit
1 LiberalPussy 2018-11-16
I guess his new job isn’t working out huh?
1 Goblinda_Miller 2018-11-16
The Danny Ross interview has 2 views now. 1 more than it likely deserves.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-11-16
I may not like the man but i love the Materese doc.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-11-16
It was down for tea time.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-11-16
Me too. I'm always down for tea time.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-11-16
More like TEE time! Am i right, folks? Loosen up, this is as good as it gets, alright.
1 soldag 2018-11-16
why'd he go and remove his genius banner?
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-11-16
What this?
https://i.imgur.com/yPI0C0o.png
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-11-16
haha
1 deep__legal_fag 2018-11-16
fag
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-11-16
So? I hated him before it was cool.
1 OandAbaron 2018-11-16
Stupid ass fog nigger
1 Vergilius_Narcissus2 2018-11-16
I wonder how much longer we're going to have to endure minute by minute updates on the life of some nobody britfag.
1 joeybeans12 2018-11-16
Til Ant get caught sucking trans dick again, so not long
1 MMOpie 2018-11-16
(((Amy Schumer))) got to him
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-16
He thought Warner Bros stole his idea for a novel and made The Adjustment Bureau a story written by PK Dick in 1950. What a deluded faggot. I hope he finds the wrong end of a drowsy Wal-Mart truck driver.
1 SavePoonerman 2018-11-16
What a fucking drama queen.
This is like highschool teen nonsense.
"I DELETE MY TWITTER/FACEBOOK FUCK EVERYONE" for 24 hours.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-11-16
he made 1 post about it
1 deep__legal_fag 2018-11-16
fag
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-16
Don't bother eff Morton like this bitch
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-11-16
Great. Giving Sam that victory was a gut punch. Stay strong nigga and good luck
1 deep__legal_fag 2018-11-16
fag
1 tadm123 2018-11-16
Wtf happened to this guy? Dude deletes all his identity and work in the internet over something as stupid as him having alternate accounts on reddit?
LOL
0 kikey-nose 2018-11-16
If he had any dignity he would kill himself.