Where's a Richard Ramirez type when you need one

The funny thing is that Sam has been doing live reads during commercial breaks for Peter Manning clothing - clothing for short men.

Advertising is more direct and targeted than ever so this makes sense.

Who’s the broad

That's a man, baby!

Is he exposing his buttocks intentionally for some sort of humorous effect?

His alleged profession is comedian, so unfortunately im inclined to believe so

Kind of surprised he's not sticking some wacky prop into his crack.

Getting ready for the tranny.

I hope he gets mugged and murdered. Not raped though. He'd probably enjoy that.

That's a broad shouldered fellah. I hope that guy turns him down also.

I remember years ago when he called Regis a twerp I immediately was like “Are fucking kidding?!”

Big lass he's got there.

He probably got the idea for this hilarious joke from the unironic picture of him at the airport with a fanny pack on and his sweats sagging beneath his historic boxing fight tough guy hoodie.

Woman on his right is 5'8.

U know what women love? When their man has to get on his tippy toes to wrap his arm across her shoulders.

Jimmy gets a lot of shit but he made a great decision in only pursuing twenty-something girls (or dudes dressed like girls).

24yo girls in the City love 51yo men who do not drink, do drugs, go out at night, or have any discernable interests -- outside of edging their dick to weird porn & celebrity photographs...

He's going to find that special woman. Soon.

That's a dude. Look how far his legs are spread while he walks. Ladies don't walk like that.

New Nordic bodyguard?

Indecent exposure.

What a shameless hack.

So Jim is in a 'relationship' again.

Oh man you can see his butt lol.

He flew Alena to LA? Thats dedication