I've been called sexy

1  2018-11-16 by crookedmile

17 comments

Someone needs to send this to Karl Pilkington.

Holy shit, you're right.

Retard Johnny Depp.

Johnny Derp

Nice toe trigger attachment, stupid.

he even went skydiving last May. (“Why not?!” he says.)

I'm no doctor, but that seems ill-advised

I'm also no doctor but eating is usually advised.

Dude who failed his suicide attempt, gets a new face from a dude who succeeded in his suicide attempt. The Lord giveth and taketh.

They slapped a crazy face on to an already crazy body. He's gonna get double crazy.

Hey man, bad shot!

If Johnny Depp was allergic to bees

How pathetic do you have to be to fail shooting yourself in the head?

“The doctor said, ‘Your son’s face is dust.’ We went into the emergency room and saw him. I was just in shock,” recalls Bev, 56. “The bottom of his face was covered up; he had his eyes, his forehead. We were told that he would not survive.”

Man, Doctors with Aspergers are awesome.

I went to high school with a guy that was in the same situation a few years ago. As I understand it, Mayo forced him to do these interviews and media circus in lieu of payment for the incredibly expensive surgery. Pretty wild to be deeply embarrassed by something like this and have to go on a national stage to discuss it.

Guy blows his face off and comes back looking like The Undertaker gen 1.

That guy from deadwood really trimmed down.

Holy shit, you're right.

I'm also no doctor but eating is usually advised.