If they made morning after pills that looked like m&m's her uterus would have fallen out five years ago. Then it would have been shoveled off the sidewalk and brought to Chinatown where it would have been sold as calamari.
Oh my god, I feel so bad I need to go to the hospital but wait make sure you get a picture of me to put on Instagram, it’s important for my followers to see this.
Fischer has an impressive resumé. As per a profile in Boston Magazine, he spent his early days as a chef working under Mario Batali in New York City. He later returned to Martha's Vineyard, where he grew up, to work on his family farm, called the Beetlebung Farm. He won a James Beard award for the cookbook that emerged from the farm titled Beetlebung Farm Cookbook. And, according to People, Fischer just happens to be friends with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Whatever happened to her being a so-called strong, confident woman? She'd be a hero if she popped an Advil and did her shows but no, she's gotta play the victim.
Oh so now it’s a baby.
Unless she decides to kill it. But good little feminists know when not to call it a baby, especially if it’s a minority. Right, Amy?
If they made morning after pills that looked like m&m's her uterus would have fallen out five years ago. Then it would have been shoveled off the sidewalk and brought to Chinatown where it would have been sold as calamari.
51 comments
1 MrAndySocial 2018-11-15
First I’m hearing about it
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-15
Why don't so many of the faggots here check the "New" tab before they submit posts?
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-11-15
I have to be polite all day in the real world, you must be high if you think I'll act like a human being here
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-15
Nobody thinks you're a human being
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-11-15
Thank you for supporting mutant rights.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-11-15
I hope she didn’t stop blackout drinking just because of her pregnancy thing.
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-11-15
She should do the responsible thing and terminate the pregnancy.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-11-15
If they made morning after pills that looked like m&m’s that poor guy wouldn’t be in this mess.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-15
It's his own fault. All he had to do was wrap it in a piece of cheese.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-11-15
If they made morning after pills that looked like m&m's her uterus would have fallen out five years ago. Then it would have been shoveled off the sidewalk and brought to Chinatown where it would have been sold as calamari.
1 Moowon 2018-11-15
Bit wordy.
1 allenricketts 2018-11-15
Man wasn't meant to breed with pig. Nature is rejecting the abomination festering inside her fetid womb.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-11-15
her husband isn't human, if you "nose" what I'm saying
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-11-15
https://youtu.be/a-fraAN7in4
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-11-15
If the gyno decided to pull a killakuhn, what crime would feminists think he committed?
1 thisonemademelaugh2 2018-11-15
Feminists AND PETA would be outraged.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-15
Why don't so many of the faggots here check the "New" tab before they submit posts?
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-11-15
Bad case of hoof rot, hope it doesn't spoil the meat.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-15
Oh my god, I feel so bad I need to go to the hospital but wait make sure you get a picture of me to put on Instagram, it’s important for my followers to see this.
1 99ovr 2018-11-15
"Okay, ready?"
Closes eyes and tilts head to side
1 TriangleDimes 2018-11-15
[sucks in gut beneath blankets despite being pregnant]
1 Spwarklyz 2018-11-15
[Baby suffocates[
1 SibHashian13 2018-11-15
I'll close my eyes and pretend I'm sleeping so it looks like a candid shot.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-15
Seeing her like that. So vulnerable. I feel like should relate to her on a human level. Yet I can only think how much fatter her head got.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-15
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperemesis_gravidarum
"The exact causes of hyperemesis gravidarum are unknown.[3] Risk factors include the first pregnancy, multiple pregnancy, obesity..."
She's telling the truth, guys!
1 Psych555 2018-11-15
Also, it's just morning sickness. Anyone who uses a relatively unknown word to describe something is trying to hide something.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-15
Look at the size of that snout! Them's good eatin.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-11-15
PrayForCalifornia has been replaced already.
1 -AnonymousDouche 2018-11-15
I figured kermit was shooting blanks at this point.
1 nomorecompromise 2018-11-15
Sweet dreams mizz piggy. Dreams of McGriddles, cream soda, and gummy bears.
1 TheRealJesseVentura 2018-11-15
Try losing some weight you fat bitch
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-11-15
Somehow she will blame this on internet trolls. Always the victim.
1 stavsucks 2018-11-15
I googled the lucky guy.
Is this man being held hostage or something?
1 Spokker 2018-11-15
His whole plan is to stick an apple in her mouth and roast her over an open fire.
1 sc2dacore7 2018-11-15
Literally half the humans who have ever lived have been pregnant. You aren’t special, hog.
1 SuperToes845 2018-11-15
Whatever happened to her being a so-called strong, confident woman? She'd be a hero if she popped an Advil and did her shows but no, she's gotta play the victim.
1 ValentinaBillien 2018-11-15
Lazy fat cow, I hope that baby rips her asshole apart.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-11-15
Oh so now it’s a baby. Unless she decides to kill it. But good little feminists know when not to call it a baby, especially if it’s a minority. Right, Amy?
1 warchief1978 2018-11-15
I wonder how big her litter is going to be?
1 MonsterSteve 2018-11-15
Maybe stop feeding your fat stomach and focus on being healthy with another life inside you fatso.
1 Don_Panera 2018-11-15
120,000 likes? For a lazy fucking pig refusing to do her job.
We need a nuclear holocaust. Right now. Reset eveything. Start over.
1 syphon229 2018-11-15
Thank God, everyone knows the best hog specialists are in Texas
1 Toss__Pot 2018-11-15
can you tell a brotherman how you uploaded the picture??
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-15
That's a set in her house she uses in case she wants to cancel shows or has a butter stroke.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-15
It makes me froth that I have to share a country where 120,000 "people" admire this bundle of shit.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-11-15
/u/sams_seed is she being a great big fat dramatic pig?
1 TacolasCage 2018-11-15
Who the hell would cum inside of this?
1 ucfgavin 2018-11-15
I've seen that bed on my 500 lb life
1 BLACKMARQUETTE 2018-11-15
Look at how fat and disgusting this piggy looks laid out on the bed like that. She sickens me
1 Don_Panera 2018-11-15
Women truly are useless.
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1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-15
It's his own fault. All he had to do was wrap it in a piece of cheese.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-11-15
If they made morning after pills that looked like m&m's her uterus would have fallen out five years ago. Then it would have been shoveled off the sidewalk and brought to Chinatown where it would have been sold as calamari.