real talk - im like super jealous there. nothing better than unapologetically lying in the arms of a fit woman, knowing that you dont have to keep up the "im not a fag!" masquerade with her.
She takes the newspaper into the toilet for 20 minutes every morning and pushes out a couple of giant bratwurst-like shits while Anthony simpers around the kitchen fixing her eggs.
He knows to make them how she likes them now - 6 of them, scrambled in butter, not too hard, not too soft. He learned the hard way - a couple of smacks in the mouth ensured he never fucked them up again.
Missy might run an old fashioned house but it's worth it for the protection she provides. Look how safe lil Ant looks with his legs all daintily crossed, huffing in her armpit musk.
Ugh that's so embarrassing. Fucking get yourself together you old drunk. Who allows themselves to get that fucked up when they have family with young kids around.
58 comments
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-15
When you read "Joe Rogan" it all becomes clear.
1 thrillated 2018-11-15
He went crazy on commentary after DC gave him a kiss, he truly is a fruit.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-11-15
That moment made me laugh, wee Joe sticking his cheek out for a kiss from DC.
1 JMueller2012 2018-11-15
https://youtu.be/L-aFw4l2uXE
1 Snake_____86 2018-11-15
Even them fucking flippers of her are manly.
1 JamesJCrowe 2018-11-15
He always goofed on Sam for liking pro-wrestling, but there he is, all cuddled up with Brutus Beefcake.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-11-15
You're being too kind. That's fawkin' Roddy Piper right there.
1 AntsCamera 2018-11-15
Her cock is bigger than his.
1 thrillated 2018-11-15
Macho Missy's feet look like they stink.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-11-15
Why stop at her feet?
1 crookedmile 2018-11-15
Hey Tracer Guy, trace this picture and put stink lines by Missy's feet. Oh, and make the camera between her legs a big juicy cock
1 DryTeeth 2018-11-15
[Insert hack Jim Norton joke about stinky, dirty feet being hot]
See. Civilians can be comics.
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-11-15
Who wears socks on a boat?
1 jewboy409 2018-11-15
They're varicose veins socks for the old gals decrepit legs
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-11-15
Black men never remove their socks.
1 jaws3d 2018-11-15
Takes one to know one...
1 boringoneliner 2018-11-15
real talk - im like super jealous there. nothing better than unapologetically lying in the arms of a fit woman, knowing that you dont have to keep up the "im not a fag!" masquerade with her.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-15
Just get a man
1 boringoneliner 2018-11-15
men smell bad
1 Spwarklyz 2018-11-15
And "she" doesn't?
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-15
She poops too often
1 JMueller2012 2018-11-15
https://youtu.be/L-aFw4l2uXE
1 McGowan9 2018-11-15
She takes the newspaper into the toilet for 20 minutes every morning and pushes out a couple of giant bratwurst-like shits while Anthony simpers around the kitchen fixing her eggs.
He knows to make them how she likes them now - 6 of them, scrambled in butter, not too hard, not too soft. He learned the hard way - a couple of smacks in the mouth ensured he never fucked them up again.
1 AndRiseAgain 2018-11-15
Missy might run an old fashioned house but it's worth it for the protection she provides. Look how safe lil Ant looks with his legs all daintily crossed, huffing in her armpit musk.
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-11-15
Bitch loves her eggs and protein shakes, no doubt.
1 ice_cu 2018-11-15
lol, simpers.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-15
Language is fun
1 OpieAndTolki 2018-11-15
The masculinest.
1 AndRiseAgain 2018-11-15
Ugh that's so embarrassing. Fucking get yourself together you old drunk. Who allows themselves to get that fucked up when they have family with young kids around.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-11-15
Do you think that's his true form or he's just super hammered? I can't really decide..
1 dmix 2018-11-15
He'd totally be a dainty fruit if it wasn't for the toxic masculinity in our society!
1 Mr4z1 2018-11-15
Drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-11-15
That’s crazy. He really is a sissy, huh? . His dad was so worried about him being a faggot because was a faggy kid.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-11-15
Its quotes like this that make me question how anybody could possibly like Joe Rogan or take him seriously in the slightest.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-11-15
In fairness to Joe he doesn’t know nearly as much about Anthony as all of us do.
1 DryTeeth 2018-11-15
That a strawberry daiquiri by he's curled up, socked feet?
What a ghoulish faggot.
1 Moxie_Music 2018-11-15
You’re so manly bro I can’t handle it, black belt Gracie keyboard warrior 🙏
1 MrHooHooHooligans 2018-11-15
Which Gracie did he train under ?
1 Moxie_Music 2018-11-15
Bitchass Gracie, the one who taught him to say dumb shit behind his Cheeto encrusted keyboard
1 auto-xkcd37 2018-11-15
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
1 DryTeeth 2018-11-15
That "chick" has 18in biceps.
What a glorious mess of a "man".
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-11-15
I love to snuggle hairy, muscular female armpits, fam.
1 halfwholediminished 2018-11-15
hairy?
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-11-15
Hairy.
1 CamMoses 2018-11-15
Let’s see pictures of your girls faggots? No one wants to see your Lena Dunham lookalikes
1 TheElDan 2018-11-15
I’ll look at em, what do I give a fuck.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-11-15
My girl doesn't own any faggots. That's offensive, sir.
1 AtlanticCityAttorney 2018-11-15
dracula anthony is a man who jew broad likes pussy fighting but loves dracula jew pussy fighting broad.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-11-15
With or without this photo, that quote is fucking embarrassing.
1 bumassjp 2018-11-15
for being italian his legs looks pretty hairless.... Does he shave his fucking legs?
1 McGowan9 2018-11-15
Blacks often don't have much body hair.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-15
Poor lil fella gets his guns confiscated by Nassau County PD and this "girl's" is all he has left to legally feel safe with in public.
1 chippersan 2018-11-15
mommy shoes
1 TheGreaterTool 2018-11-15
Why is Ant wearing a diaper
1 ObscurityBound 2018-11-15
Joe... https://youtu.be/OkiuAxP9vPM
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-15
Nice shaved legs, stupid.
1 Horses_The_IV 2018-11-15
Little spoon ass bitch
1 Moxie_Music 2018-11-15
Bitchass Gracie, the one who talks mad shit behind a Cheeto encrusted keyboard
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-15
Language is fun