Please let this be true, Praise Mel

1  2018-11-15 by Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

40 comments

He fucking deserved to be blown. God is paying him back for letting that commie whore step all over him.

He fucking deserved to be blown.

And BEFORE the jacuzzi

Nobody wants to be blown after the jacuzzi unless there is some exceptional ball play happening and she needs the extra 4 inches of droop to work her magic.

I'm not personally for all that anti-semitism but apparently god disagrees and rewarded him for it...makes you wonder.

anti semitism? Mel is tired of war and just wants peace in the world.

Anti-Semitism? Mel loves and worships a Jewish carpenter and almost sunk his career making a film about the atrocities that a bunch of animal Romans (aka Italians) did to him during his last 12 hours on earth.

just a gay, cold take that it actually stopped the fires in California

Did you miss religion-lessons? Jesus wasn't a jew, he was murdered by the jews who turned him in to the Romans because his very existance threatened their status and belief-system. Hence the whole trial thing where they chose to send a murderer free instead of Jesus, son of god. Which in turn, depicting this scene, as written in the bible exactly as it was, made Hollywood really, really mad at Mel. The romans only carried out the sentence.

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The whole idea of christianity being jewish is a farce. It's a direct response to the jewish-religion and an off-shoot because of the way the jewish people worked and believed. Christianity in itself is anti-semitic because of it. Because it's very existance and foundation, that being that Jesus was the son of god and the chosen one, and not the kikels, goes against the very foundation of the jewish belief. And that's why they murdered him and that's why they try and murder us today aswell.

Whoa.

Antisemitism is one of the most sacred traditions of Christianity. Get right with the lord, my dude.

Everything there is going to smell for months. Best to never go back until it rains. Wildfire smell is the worst.

Hopefully the flames didn't nip at the rose garden. Then you really might get an odor.

I do hope the cleansing fires avoided the roses.

And if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it'll be your fault.

Best t-shirt slogan ever

I want it on my tombstone

Stop Being That

thats right! the lord is gooder than hell

God is good all the time

All he needed was the hot tub.

Mel "God will protect me" Gibson.

"I had to give up my Lakers tickets!!"

I'm excited for the Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn movie Dragged Across Concrete where they commit hate crimes as cops.

In theory it’s already the greatest movie ever made.

It would take a tremendous fuck up for it not to be one of the greatest movies ever based on what we know already

Lower your expectations, Im sad to report it’s not that good. (And it’s painfully & needlessly long)

Nooooooooooooo. :(

I know. And Im a huge S Craig Zahler fan. There’s some cool stuff and usual S Craig mayhem, but nowhere near as good/cohesive as Bone Tomahawk or Brawl In.

We have a Christ killer

Nice fact checking stupid

There's your answer everyone, Mormons were right. Get ready to be nagged by a dozen wives a day

I'm pretty sure they're allowed to beat their wives though, so it evens out the annoyance.

Yeah but my fists would be bloodied and raw after day two. You can only punch so many bitches.

I'd rather go to hell forever than be a mormon. Non-drinking faggots with their plain-ass women...

Could be a Mayan fire God, he's done a lot of work for a lot of different religions

That fire was a pain in his ass, and it apparently listened and stopped being that.

The gates of Hell shall not prevail against Mel

Bearded Mel is so sexy

God's True Chosen

Nooooooooooooo. :(

Whoa.