It's like this cat, that's walking through this pet food bag...Jaime pull that up. You know the Egyptians worshipped cats? Yeah -- I was talking to a friend Dr Mitch Rubenstein from the University of Cleveland, and he says cats create naturally high and intense levels of DMT in the chromial dysleperiam -- Same with chimps. I was reading a book called "Humans: Chimps Archaic Ancestors" I forget who wrote it...and the author says chimps have 8 times the strength as humans! Bitch you better get your gains up, get some hormone replacement and stem cells! But chimps are like strong crazy, a chimp will fuck you up bitch...you ever try elk meat?
Joey Diaz: “you know, i seen some crazy shit, Joe Rogan. But right now this FUCKIN CAT, IS FUCKIN A BROTHA UP.
Rogan: Look at that fuckin savage. And we domesticate these cats. Think of lions, which are just big cats. It’s unbelievable that lions will tear your face off but domesticated house cats will purr and massage you. Jamie pull up that video of the lion eating a child’s leg.
imagine if a lion fought a chimp, who do you think would win, Joey? I got my money on the chimp hits blunt those things will wreck your shit u- oh man, look at that lion pounce on that toddler. Man, he's just ripping him to shreds..... remember harambe? Jamie pull that one up.
7 comments
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-14
To be fair, this is amazing.
1 Keiths_skin_tag 2018-11-14
“That’s bananas”
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-11-14
It's like this cat, that's walking through this pet food bag...Jaime pull that up. You know the Egyptians worshipped cats? Yeah -- I was talking to a friend Dr Mitch Rubenstein from the University of Cleveland, and he says cats create naturally high and intense levels of DMT in the chromial dysleperiam -- Same with chimps. I was reading a book called "Humans: Chimps Archaic Ancestors" I forget who wrote it...and the author says chimps have 8 times the strength as humans! Bitch you better get your gains up, get some hormone replacement and stem cells! But chimps are like strong crazy, a chimp will fuck you up bitch...you ever try elk meat?
1 Bennieand 2018-11-14
Joey Diaz: “you know, i seen some crazy shit, Joe Rogan. But right now this FUCKIN CAT, IS FUCKIN A BROTHA UP.
Rogan: Look at that fuckin savage. And we domesticate these cats. Think of lions, which are just big cats. It’s unbelievable that lions will tear your face off but domesticated house cats will purr and massage you. Jamie pull up that video of the lion eating a child’s leg.
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-11-14
imagine if a lion fought a chimp, who do you think would win, Joey? I got my money on the chimp hits blunt those things will wreck your shit u- oh man, look at that lion pounce on that toddler. Man, he's just ripping him to shreds..... remember harambe? Jamie pull that one up.
1 DildoRenter 2018-11-14
HA HA HOE LEE SHIT!!!1!
1 bal0rd 2018-11-14
Jamie, this huge beast scared the shit out of me, it was like 1/2 my body weight.