That is one ugly motherfucker.

The fact that he popped twice in the last month for cocaine blew my fucking mind. How is he getting coke into his system? Is he actually sprinkling that shit on cheeseburgers?

Wait, that’d make a lot of sense, since he’s overweight, and would explain the contradiction of an overweight cocaine user.

hey buddy, did you just see a real bright light?

For real, how is this guy still alive?

I can't believe it finally caved in.

Nice nigger nose, stupid.

I genuinely cannot tell of this is photoshopped or not

If he just removes the nose completely he won't have those pesky nostrils in the way of his blow

the middle of his face is falling into itself because he can't keep coke and heroin out of it for a day

Disgraziato

crazy how he was snorting coke through his pig mask during his madtv years and now he doesn't even need the makeup

This is what it looks like after a bowling ball hits you in the cunt.

He was only funny on Howard. Prove me wrong.

He was never funny, barring Dirty Work, but that’s thanks to Norm Macdonald’s genius.

That's a legit Sammy Davis Junior nose.

Artie is a fucking loser

That nose will slough off.