Bitch probably thought that was a new Aeropostale sub-brand. Joe just assumes that some dopey bitch who serves drinks and hands out pillows to sample the cocks of the world knows WTF that is.
"The flight attendant comes on the PA, looks at me, and says to the cabin..."
So of course I had to post this (in the air as he writes this) to tell everyone "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERY ONE OF YOU 'CIVILIANS' AND 'AVIATORS'."
Of all the people in the O&A universe, I wish the most excruciating, protracted, gruesome death on this ass.
He is the most hateable fuck imaginable. In one of his insane rambling FB posts the other day he actually said, and I quote "Serving time in the military does something to everyone who's been there...it makes you just a little more determined, focused and capable than the average non-vet in many ways."
Too bad you weren't determined, focused or capable enough to work a job in your entire life other than playing dress up in some shitty cover band and living off handouts from your baby brother eh Joe?
Why do some military people feel like the entire populace of the world needs to collectively open their assholes to them because of the career choice they chose?
This is true, however, Joe wasn't in Vietnam. I'm also talking about the people who chose to join the military rather than being drafted.
This whole nonsense of people in the military, law enforcement, fire fighting, etc. automatically being branded as heroes needs to stop. It's a job you signed up for, stop with the horseshit.
Joe Cumia dresses like a cowboy and takes Puerto Rican cock up his fag ass. He also was kicked out of the military for using drugs because he's a fucking loser on top of him being a fag, like I said before.
Joe was in the Army when absolutely nothing was happening. He wants the respect of a war veteran when he didn’t even leave the States. He’s basically wearing a participation trophy.
Respect the man for his valiant service. One day in late November, many moons ago, he was given 3 bags of spuds, full of eyes. Needless to say, Joe made a miracle that Thanksgiving.
It's amazing the number of shit qualities this fuckhead has. How desperate for attention do you have to be? "Some of these snowflakes might be scared of a lil chop, but NOT THIS TOUGH HOMBRE!" Thinking about him feeling masculine and superior compared to passengers which likely included girls and kids is beyond embarrassing. And then he posts it for the rest of the world to see. What an insufferable waste of skin.
I don't know which would be worse. The fact that he's an utter fraud as tough guys go yet constantly posts to the contrary, or an alternate universe version of him who really is legitimate yet feels the need to compare himself to a cabin full of random strangers.
Meh, he did it, I didn't. If he was 82ndi think it's a pretty safe bet he jumped out of some perfectly good airplanes. Serving 2-4 years in peace... I think I'd be more like "look what these guys did in (wherever the fuck they're going next)" than "yeah, I was part of these guys when we never left Ft. Bragg" (ironic name).
The best thing to come out of Joe's service was Anthony's story about blowing up the flash bang thing.
This is true, however, Joe wasn't in Vietnam. I'm also talking about the people who chose to join the military rather than being drafted.
This whole nonsense of people in the military, law enforcement, fire fighting, etc. automatically being branded as heroes needs to stop. It's a job you signed up for, stop with the horseshit.
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1 MrAndySocial 2018-11-14
That photo has been shopped. Somebody posted the real version yesterday.
1 Jungies 2018-11-14
"You bought a cap off eBay?"
1 shammy87 2018-11-14
A fucking 60 year old with the mind of a toddler... that family is truly retarded
1 bonesy42 2018-11-14
Why do we care about this?
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-11-14
As opposed to what? A guy having two accounts?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-11-14
I hope Joe Royce gets decapitated.
1 stavsucks 2018-11-14
I know that from over previous chats.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-11-14
It's something I'm very passionate about so it comes up a lot in conversation.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-11-14
Be the change you want to see
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-11-14
I guarantee you he was probably clutching the armrests and hyper-ventilating.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-14
But enough about his weight
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-11-14
Why would the army want to peel potatoes in mid air?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-11-14
For some delicious fried snacks?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-11-14
i think you can peel and fry on the ground
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-11-14
What does he want her to do?
I was going to make an announcement regarding the turbulence but it has come to my attention one of you served in the peacetime Army. Over
1 LitteringAndy 2018-11-14
I'll wear your old unit, faggot.
1 Jackthejew 2018-11-14
I got a unit for you fella
1 ffffantomas 2018-11-14
Ya u can stuff you're penis in my rectum a bunch if ya catch my drift
1 Sockucucka 2018-11-14
Were a part of the holy potato war like Joe was?
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-11-14
I can never bring myself to use military discounts cuz of guys like Joe.
1 bonniesretardsister 2018-11-14
It took me 1 minute to find that hat for $23 at a place that also sells fake war medals.
https://www.medalsofamerica.com/82nd-airborne-hat?CATARGETID=120060360000003322&CADevice=t&gclid=CjwKCAiArK_fBRABEiwA0gOOc4TRZSltokyTAzivG27uKDr0Rx2UzIl-2LWmcL6Idx4KWyUG6gJtShoCPxMQAvD_BwE
What a dumb faggot.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-11-14
I don't get his story. I still want Joe evicted.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-14
YOU TELL HER, JOE!
Bitch probably thought that was a new Aeropostale sub-brand. Joe just assumes that some dopey bitch who serves drinks and hands out pillows to sample the cocks of the world knows WTF that is.
1 throwawawyy2 2018-11-14
Airborne but i bet roe wishes it was stillborne
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-11-14
I don't think that's possible.
She's dead, you see.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-11-14
"The flight attendant comes on the PA, looks at me, and says to the cabin..."
So of course I had to post this (in the air as he writes this) to tell everyone "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERY ONE OF YOU 'CIVILIANS' AND 'AVIATORS'."
Of all the people in the O&A universe, I wish the most excruciating, protracted, gruesome death on this ass.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-11-14
Who wants to bet she told the air marshal to keep an eye on the sketchy Arab with the goatee and baseball cap.
1 AndRiseAgain 2018-11-14
He is the most hateable fuck imaginable. In one of his insane rambling FB posts the other day he actually said, and I quote "Serving time in the military does something to everyone who's been there...it makes you just a little more determined, focused and capable than the average non-vet in many ways."
This bumbling peacetime potato peeler doesn't even have the discipline to get his own daughter to get his own daughter to school on time.
Too bad you weren't determined, focused or capable enough to work a job in your entire life other than playing dress up in some shitty cover band and living off handouts from your baby brother eh Joe?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-11-14
Joe really needs to replace Amy as public enemy #1.
1 Frequent2001 2018-11-14
what an asshole.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-11-14
You know what would be cool? Watching Joe die in a wretched manner.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-11-14
Wish he'd have jumped out of that plane.
1 ucfgavin 2018-11-14
He is such a piece of shit. I don't even think anyone else in the O&A Universe comes close...including his human garbage brother and the tranny lover
1 BlackManMoan 2018-11-14
Why do some military people feel like the entire populace of the world needs to collectively open their assholes to them because of the career choice they chose?
1 LarryKleist711 2018-11-14
Tbf, Joe is old enough to have served in Vietnam. Most of the enlisted ranks did not have a choice in being in the armed forces.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-11-14
This is true, however, Joe wasn't in Vietnam. I'm also talking about the people who chose to join the military rather than being drafted.
This whole nonsense of people in the military, law enforcement, fire fighting, etc. automatically being branded as heroes needs to stop. It's a job you signed up for, stop with the horseshit.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-11-14
"It's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-14
Joe Cumia dresses like a cowboy and takes Puerto Rican cock up his fag ass. He also was kicked out of the military for using drugs because he's a fucking loser on top of him being a fag, like I said before.
1 Kalikhead2 2018-11-14
Joe was in the Army when absolutely nothing was happening. He wants the respect of a war veteran when he didn’t even leave the States. He’s basically wearing a participation trophy.
1 marionssilverplatter 2018-11-14
Either joe is doing satire of joe, or he’s the faggiest faggot on erf.
1 earlsgrandma 2018-11-14
Respect the man for his valiant service. One day in late November, many moons ago, he was given 3 bags of spuds, full of eyes. Needless to say, Joe made a miracle that Thanksgiving.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-11-14
It's amazing the number of shit qualities this fuckhead has. How desperate for attention do you have to be? "Some of these snowflakes might be scared of a lil chop, but NOT THIS TOUGH HOMBRE!" Thinking about him feeling masculine and superior compared to passengers which likely included girls and kids is beyond embarrassing. And then he posts it for the rest of the world to see. What an insufferable waste of skin.
I don't know which would be worse. The fact that he's an utter fraud as tough guys go yet constantly posts to the contrary, or an alternate universe version of him who really is legitimate yet feels the need to compare himself to a cabin full of random strangers.
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-11-14
He had 45 confirmed bags of potatoes peeled.
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-11-14
Meh, he did it, I didn't. If he was 82ndi think it's a pretty safe bet he jumped out of some perfectly good airplanes. Serving 2-4 years in peace... I think I'd be more like "look what these guys did in (wherever the fuck they're going next)" than "yeah, I was part of these guys when we never left Ft. Bragg" (ironic name).
The best thing to come out of Joe's service was Anthony's story about blowing up the flash bang thing.
1 stavsucks 2018-11-14
I know that from over previous chats.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-11-14
This is true, however, Joe wasn't in Vietnam. I'm also talking about the people who chose to join the military rather than being drafted.
This whole nonsense of people in the military, law enforcement, fire fighting, etc. automatically being branded as heroes needs to stop. It's a job you signed up for, stop with the horseshit.