Clearing up a few things...

1  2018-11-13 by porsalin

I won't go into autistic detail but here's my take. Yes the alt is mine. We've all got them. No big deal. About 5 or so people from here started a discord operations server where this is basically all they do. They didn't like that people liked the stupid shit I was doing and have repeatedly attempted to find and post my personal info and put out weird conspiracies and rape rumours. For the record, I'm almost certainly not a rapist. At least not a violent one. I've had my business information and address posted online previously with the word 'Pedohile' plastered all over it. Again - a 78% not true accusation. And now my full name's appearing on links posted about me.

It's a very bizarre experience to have grown adult men this enthused about my internet activity but that's where I'm at. I loved making these stupid things and the response was mostly great. I appreciate anybody that liked it and it was fucking sweet seeing Jim and Sam squirm or seeing Joe Matarese's eyes light up when he heard the view count. But I know these people. I know what they do and despite my best efforts to reason with these obsessed faggots, it's pretty much falling on deaf ears. This isn't some faggy attempt to get people to beg for content or some emotional plea for attention. Just trying to defend myself a little from what I see as a pretty unreasonable attack for literally no reason other than I'm making videos. Thanks for mostly being cool with me and shit. Preshiate it.

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No way so you really are the $10,000 fugitive!

For the record, in your words, what's a "non violent rape"?

When you think you’re fucking one twin but it’s really the other one.

Thought you had a good one there, eh.

He wanted Austin Powers, but instead got Ed Powers!

Date rape.

I got no problem with you, but you have to realize who your audience is. To expect these retards not to do fucked up shit, like doxx you or whatever else, is a bit short sighted. Sorta comes with the territory around here. Keep up the good work, you have my support.

I knew it was a possibility and I always knew if it happened, I'd probably do what I'm doing now. I'm not claiming any moral highground as it's the Internet - this shit happens. Just wanted to give my side before my inevitable trampling.

Well you had to have known this was coming. Now you know how Joe Matarese feels.

Neutral are ya? Fucking liar.

Neutral as in I hate everybody dumbass

What side are you on Turncoat?

What's your rank in the Faggot Wars, soldier? Who's your commanding officer?

AWOL in the Faggot Wars

Now I'm in the Naked Militia. I don't believe in violence and nobody would harm a naked person!

Watching faggots like you squirm and try to use O&A show humor when you're backed into a corner, while it all falls on deaf ears, is pretty PFG to me.

That's why the Rocket is here. He's raising the discourse on here one Red Glare at a time. Porsalin, you have the Rocket's support. I watched your videos while relaxing with some of the most beautiful ladies that Glen Cove, NY, has to offer. Sipping Champaign and not tellin no names. The Rocket is here for you.

The Rocket is a faggot.

I've become a Rocketeer. I wanna see how many Pay Per View titles he can come up with. My favorite so far has been "Slamtacular".

I want The Rocket to fight u/patbattle1

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Winner meat spins the other.

I don't know about that, man. Pat has a hard time getting around without his mobility scooter.

He can mod the scooter. Twisted Metal/JunkYard Wars style.

Ian Halperin alt

You gotta make this right, Rocket!

You got it Abe!

Hit em with the Red Glare, Rocket!

I couldn't do any of it without support from my Rocketeers, thanks friend.

the fuck is going on in this thread.

Why not use another handle? When you got into making the docs you must've thought about the exposure of the name Porsalin if it is linked to your real ID online. Whatever, who cares. I personally could give a fuck and still love your work but it is a little bit of a low T move using a handle that's already been compromised to post stuff to this piranha pit.

I always thought the climax would be you and BeigeFrequency fist fighting to the death in a rainy alley. It wasn't supposed to end like this.

Has it ended? I don't see where he said he's not doing the docs anymore. Just putting his side out there.

He will continue making docs, just not on anyone in the O&A universe so hes dead to us as far as this sub is concerned

He posted a long faggy post about how he's moving to London for a new job and taking a "temporary leave" from producing content for this sub.

Strange timing to decide to leave...

You don't think he has a new job offer and or us moving to London?

Dolphin cackle...

I did hear the BBC was looking to start production on a Joe Matarese exposé.

BeigeFrequency being down-low libshard and groaning through the pro-MDE doc set the stage for something fierce.

Thanks for the update on your teenage girl drama.

I know it's gay as shit. Just figured I'd at least give a little context and ting.

A so it go

Anyone here speak ebonics?

Only this whore

That doesn't even make any sense, I think she typed that with her hernia.

She must have lost her job and started doing heroin. She never use to post this much low quality shit before

You haven't seen her cunt and asshole then

dassa bessdo

I’m not the kinda guy to say atodaso, but Yknow what? Atodaso! A fuckin atodaso!

Hey! a show that's actually funny.

It's not rocket surgery.

Fancy talk! Fancy talk for a whore!

For regular sublebrity drama, everyone join: https://discord.gg/YEW2pH

We got thom_daily(currently exposing frunkis on https://m.twitch.tv/peckahs), we got stinks, saralinn, frunkis, and much much more!

we got stinks, saralinn, frunkis, and much much more!

Oh.

When you put it like that, we'd be crazy not to join.

fuck off with your little boys club. I logged on the night the worm doc was supposed to come out and got kicked/banned because I dared to not join in on the bashing because the doc was a few hours late.

fuck it

Discord servers are for fags. I spend about 20 minutes on this subreddit a day then spend the rest of it working and being a man. Who has time to sit and chat in a server all day?

Who has time to sit and chat in a server all day?

You can't join a chat server without spending all day in it?

I'm not talking about OP I was replying to the dude plugging the server, but I can't join one without having to read pages of text every time I get on to get caught up because every other loser is there 24/7 chatting away.

Do you have a container of coffee too?

20 minutes while doing your makeup.

Looks like this sub is no better than any other place on the internet. What a fucking shame.

Why do you fags use alts?

I started mine to get around a server ban but dipped into it now and then, occasionally doing really gay shit as we all know.

So we're you actually praising yourself through the joeymeatsauce account like fag-baws said?

Not only praising himself...but submitting links to his Patreon as if he was a fan of porsalin, which got a bunch of upvotes. He tried to profit using his alt account.

This isn't just some joke account to get around bans...

So he's trying to make a few dollars. Who gives a shit? If people are stupid enough to give him money that's their fault.

This is the definition of white knighting

Or an alt

So he's trying to make a few dollars. Who gives a shit?

No one cares he has a patreon. It's just straight up douchey to make an alt account praising yourself and pushing your Patreon as if it's a fan.

You care too much

Ah the old Ant defence when they have nothing else after getting called out.

"You're just obsessed unemployed person in your moms basement with nothing better to do"

Always works eh?

You're having a conversation with someone you made up. I didn't say any of that.

I'm not fat, YOURE FAT

It’s just pathetic and douchechilling to praise yourself via an alt account. I don’t give a shit about the patreon.

He tried to profit using his alt account

Oh god who cares you worthless faggot

yeah

That just seems like clever marketing, I can’t begrudge that.

nope

Entire corporations are paid to shill on reddit.

Because he did it to make $30 and not hundreds of millions like a fortune 500? And it's incredibly rare to hear a fortune 500 has been outed doing this... If any at all.

I remember back when porsalin was making those Joe Matarese paahhhdkheeests and people told him to make Patreon and he was like "nah, i would feel bad doing that, it's just for fun". I wonder if that was brand building/longcon even back then.

I would never give him a cent no matter what but you gotta respect his Jewy attitude.

Imagine being so upset that someone who provides us with amazing content and entertainment is trying to make a little money. Some dregs of society types on here

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN REDDIT POSTING.

Kill yourself you unbelievable fag.

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN REDDIT POSTING.

lmao

fag

We kill Joe or Ant or Opie for making douchey comments in alt accounts that defend their real accounts.... but when sublebrities do it y'all can't wait to defend him.

I’m fucking dead. Lmfao

He tried to profit using his alt account

It's gay but so is trying to spin this like some moral outrage like he stole $60 grand

yeah

I dont care if he tries to make money. Just dont make faggy alt accounts pretending it's a fan.

Give me gold

we get it

Do you though faggot?

fag

Keep white knighting porsalin fanboy

Lick my diapers.

Tbh thats a British thing. Deeply uncomfortable with self promotion.

This guy's kitchen is going to look like shit.

fag

fag

What he said true- it’s outrageous that Sam Roberts has any Patreon.

Fuck you and your soapbox.

/u/porsalin tried to motherfuck us

Eww

Jesus Porsalin...

What a weird cunt.

You're on a whole different level of our spectrum. Fag

since u/Toss__Pot is too masculine & humble to promote anything, donate to his paypal: paypal.me/kazmanradio

I think you forgot to log into your alt account mate

did I?

show the Brit our appreciation

An appeal to our hatred of foreigners. Smart.

If you're dumb enough to donate to someone's Pateron based on their activity in this subreddit...

Yep. It totally failed when that Jewish guy pushed his Patreon here (can't remember his name, the dude who worked at O&A). Don't know why Porsalin thought he could make money off of us.

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Are you going to post your full name and address?

I have 1 account for my laptop, another for my PC, my phone, my tablet & 1 that i share with my mom at their house

Fascinating.

That doesn't explain why you need different accounts for each device, retard.

...why would u take this post seriously?

people dont read well

Because it's devoid of humor, therefore it's hard to take it any other way.

I'm actually a student of comedy. What i wrote was hilarious i just showed my mom and she laughed

Jokes are generally funny, retard.

i can handle namecalling but this rudeness is uncalled for

Ever account I've ever made I assume will be banned so passwords are never kept. If my cookies are cleared then my account will most likely be gone. 1 account per browser/device for the same reason. Karma means gay credits.

Can someone explain what's going on here ?
No Vos plug, no nothing...

The sub has passed you by sir.

I got lost...

hmm... tapping fingers

The unending, BroJoe posts are like the Pokemon fad for us TMNT fans. Fags

Past*

Must have been laying in bed

Porsalin was caught using alt accounts to compliment himself and his documentaries, also shilling his patreon. Also stalkers from the discord are doxxing him.

I don't think anyone really gives a fuck, other than it being embarrassing on porsalin's behalf. He made some excellent content for the sub and for our entertainment

Ya I honestly don't care on the slightest

Agree. I don't care either.

Genuinely. I'd tell you if I did.

This dude hates porselain.

I think, I can safely assume, we all don’t give a care.

Are you being genuine? Would you tell us if you weren't being genuine?

Why is it embarrassing?

that you, joeymeatsauce?

No

Fair enough

Using an alt account to praise yourself is pretty pathetic. We all trashed Melissa Stetten for doing it years ago.

Apparently it's okay when Porsalin does it but its extremely embarrassing for everyone else. That's the gist I'm getting from this sub.

I wish I had fanboys to blindly defend me like that :(

I just don’t care

I dont blame you tbh

I appreciate knowing how much his documentaries and "fame" here is important to him. I'll just continue to ignore him and anything he does.. because I'm really missing out on that big wave his docs have made.. right?

Okay joeymeatysauce

I forgave her after she outed Ant's relationship with Sue Lightning. I can forgive porsalin because of the docs.

I agree with this guy. He's 110% correct and I would give him gold if I could. Maybe some of you fwends could help a brother out.

I don't really think he's the one that should be embarrassed

So he is a stupid faggot, what a surprise. Let he who is without all accounts cast the first string of cum from Multiple Miggs or something. Porsalin is a limey cunt so who cares anyway. Fuck it, those grease traps won't empty themselves and I have to point ointment on my mom's bunions tonight.

Cheers buddy !

Did he shit talk beige on the alt too?

"fucker won't even look at me"

People from discord are stalking him? He posts a month old clips of me making fun of him from a discord he abandoned ages ago. My name and avatar aren't even what they have been in at least a month, he only way to get that is by being a weirdo discord stalker, but we bullied him into making a self promoting alt account that makes all the sense in the world and not a panicked response.

Porsalin has cancer and is dying

Some miserable losers are being faggots.

Hope the attacks end. The docs are great. It just sucks when I try to explain them to others "So there was this radio show a few years ago..."

Take this soap opera nonsense somewhere else, you fruits.

Just make more docs and gifs

You'd think it's be that simple.

You're good bud. FraserFromCumplex got your back

Well Porsalin i still appreciate all the content and laughs you gave me. Fuvk all this gay internet drama. Fade to obscurity under a new name and come out with the Shumer Doc. BAM! Lets roast that pig. Dont let her get away.

About 5 or so people from here started a discord operations server where this is basically all they do.

Strange I'm on there all the time and this rarely happens... they like beating down people but its not like they're doxxing random people.

I read the that whole thing. I hope you find your keys dude

Joseph Cumia is a racist homosexual pedophile.

card carrying

violent

Contact entering

One letter off. But yes.

allegedreally

I'm almost certainly not a rapist.

Ahh the ole Joe Cumia defense. Well played Sir.

am i the only one without an alt here

also do the opie doc already you cunt. more than half here already turned on him after his spin cycle.

That only embiggened my love for the Ope-master

The noblest spirit embiggens us all.

You the truest faggot here, that's all you are! Brotherman for life! for life!

christ its so boring. get cancer already.

You will feel pretty bad about yourself when I make that post.

i dnno about that

/u/Ichise-San is great! More people should upvote this!

only total and complete faggots have alt accounts. i've been trying to get this account banned for awhile but i'm too popular and my takes are too appreciated.

Venture off into other subs and do your thing, it'll happen.

My name here is my alt, I wouldn't use my real Reddit account to post here.

Only gay people have "real" reddit accounts.

I don't have an alt, but I still find your dismay about Opie enjoyable.

You had no problem doxxing me, faggot. Eat shit and die.

Hi, HookerMouth82!

Your comment alerted me so I am stopping by to wish you well and offer you a robot hug!01101

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Wha loser keeps making these things?

I drew some cartoons of you and you rage quit.

You drew cartoons of my mom.

Your mom was on the fucking news you idiot. Everybody posted her picture pretty much everywhere. All I did was draw a fucking cartoon you fat retard.

The point is that you have no problem with this kind of behavior until it happens to you.

Worst of all, his work ethic is questionable.

Was your mom involved in some kind of sound bar heist

Yes.

who the fuck are you

Exactly. I'm nobody.

Link?

This is a whites only community, niggerbot.

You drew cartoons of my mom getting fucked in the ass and I got banned for posting gore in response

lol, that's actually pretty fucking funny.

Sure, but you don’t get to do that and then cry when someone googles your username and finds your real name.

He posted his own periscope with his own name because he is an attention seeking monster.

I called you gay and you pussyquit

I am almost certainly not a rapist.

I'm sorry u/porsalin but I am prepared to believe that until you go on national TV and state it without being asked.

Do none of you people work? It's Tuesday

Make the Ms piggie doc and all will be forgiven

Why don't you guys just fight it out instead you fagaloons?

You sir were so desperate for this subs approval you hoped having an imaginary hype man would make this sub, like sheep follow your alt account and worship you. You had us already. Now I must turn my back on you

Enjoy rotting in prison while I eat egg noodles and ketchup in the vague northwest! Idiot!

sir you sound like a shnook

Yes the alt is mine. We've all got them. No big deal.

I would be more on your side if you admitted it's gay and ridiculous to have an alternate account you use to defend yourself.

fuck them for giving ammo to sam and Jim tbh

I don't have an alt account faggot. Thanks for the documenTrees now settle down and stop giving Frunkis attention. You're both bitches.

Literally 6 people know what the fuck you are talking about.

I’m so freaking lost right now it isn’t even a joke.

I check in every few days and the sub went from “fuck Anthony, hail Opie” to “lets kill porsalin” really fast.

Or 36 Alts

I didn't want to bring up Reddit, I really didn't....

"This isn't some faggy attempt to get people to beg for content or some emotional plea for attention" says the guy who made an alt account so he can praise himself on the internet

Bobanditos will always rise

Who gives a fuck what porsalin does? The man generates amazing material for this sub. Also, how fucking gay do you have to be to dox someone? I have read some of the funniest shit on the planet posting here. And the only two usernames I remember are porsalin or Beige. I couldn't imagine spending extra energy digging through someone's post history, trying to find their names, etc. GET A FUCKING GRIP. Do you know how crazy that sounds?

Did you accuse BeigeFrequency of theft and if so with what?

Geckos rule, bitch!

The Amy doc needs to be your swan song.

Yeah ok, so when does the next documentary come out?

Yes the alt is mine. We've all got them. No big deal.

I don't have an alt, so speak for yourself.

Also, how can you be a fan of this sub and not know that this would happen to you? Especially if you are going to praise yourself behind an alt. That shit is straight up bro joe behavio(u)r.

I don't have an alt

damn right, i am definitely not u/Psych555's alt and he is actually pretty fucking boss

Preach, brothaman.

Alts should only exist for porn and circumventing an r/mma ban for saying "nigger"

If I_Hate_Knickers had an alt account, maybe he wouldn't have been hacked by the Red Communist Chinese.

What a tale of intrigue. I'd watch some sort of non-fiction video detailing it at length.

Don't feed the trolls, nigga. Please make the Big Amy documentary.

Giving a public statement is also gay and you should probably take a little break. You're getting dangerously close to lolcow status.

I still don't know what discord is.

just make the Schumer doc ffs

Only http://peoplescourt.com/ can fix this.

So porsalin did some queer shit and made alt accounts.

Some queers thought that shit was queer so they decided to do some gay shit to counter the queer shit.

Then porsalin went full HOMOshima and dropped a fag bomb with this post. Proving he is the biggest fag once and for all.

Can anyone tell me how this relates to r/opieandanthony?

We don't all have alt accounts let's get that out of the way. It's fucking weird. But I appreciate you and the work you do and hope you don't let these goofs deter you. Just don't be so involved in interacting. I think that's where everything falls apart for everyone.

How'd did people who don't like you on discord make you make an alt account to suck your own dick and drive people to your patreon? How does that make sense?

TL;DR

One guy from a discord found out that the name porsalin is attached to his real name.

Porsalin blows up and now makes it sound like an entire discord is out to get him.

What a fag

How embarrassing... you really are a pathetic limey faggot. I’m actually glad this is happening to you.

Why did you feel the need to attack Beige behind your alt?

REMINDER: JIM NORTON RAPED A WOMAN

Does anyone give a shit?

Don't worry about it.

We civilians just don't understand the difficulties of being a video producer.

Can you make this post into a documentary?

I knew you were fucked up when sam's doc was late

sub drama is gay. you are all gay.

24 hour gay ops

You’re 40 and white stupit

Can you make a documentary about your personal life? What your morning routines are, an outline of your commute to work, what you think about while daydreaming, what you wear to bed etc.?

I think its more embarrassing that someone loves jim so much they would dox you over your doc.

can the other side comment on what porsalin has done to deserve this? or is it just for the lulz as the kids would say? I'm so confused by all of this.

its a bunch of fucking autistic basement dwellers doing shit for the "lulz"...pretty much exactly what this sub is made up of.

Shut up, faggot.

I don't have an alt. Faggot.

Did Ant pay them?

I did some marketing for my multiple documentaries that I spent hundreds of hours making and distributing

wow wtf kill yourself

What did you think would happen, faggot?

YA THINK YA HOT SHIT?

Honestly at this point I have more respect for pedophiles then I do for the fucking cunts who have become faggier than bick bickerson.

I can't think of anything more ballwashing than trying to do some private detective shit on the documentary makers we've been blessed with and unless you have something personal against someone already how in the fuck would you find yourself hopped up on meth and child spit searching for connections between porsalin and a random alt account. Makes me actually want to contribute to Porsalin's patreon now

How do you feel about Jew beefers?

It's a very bizarre experience to have grown adult men this enthused about my internet activity but that's where I'm at.

I guess you finally got a taste of your own medicine, didn't ya?

This is also what Sam Roberts says when someone pokes fun at him, after years of making fun of others.

I'm on your side here despite the samefagging, but I had to point this out.

I don't have an alt, and my awful posts reflect that.

That guy pegged your alt and you took the piss and made him out to be mental. Wow you are a much bigger faggot than I ever previously thought and I'm enjoying your humiliation immensely.

The Rocket is a faggot.

Ian Halperin alt

You gotta make this right, Rocket!

So we're you actually praising yourself through the joeymeatsauce account like fag-baws said?

So he's trying to make a few dollars. Who gives a shit? If people are stupid enough to give him money that's their fault.

He tried to profit using his alt account

Oh god who cares you worthless faggot

That just seems like clever marketing, I can’t begrudge that.

The point is that you have no problem with this kind of behavior until it happens to you.

Are you going to post your full name and address?

Imagine being so upset that someone who provides us with amazing content and entertainment is trying to make a little money. Some dregs of society types on here

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN REDDIT POSTING.

Kill yourself you unbelievable fag.

He tried to profit using his alt account

It's gay but so is trying to spin this like some moral outrage like he stole $60 grand

What he said true- it’s outrageous that Sam Roberts has any Patreon.

Fuck you and your soapbox.

that you, joeymeatsauce?

/u/porsalin tried to motherfuck us

No

Using an alt account to praise yourself is pretty pathetic. We all trashed Melissa Stetten for doing it years ago.

Contact entering

One letter off. But yes.

Apparently it's okay when Porsalin does it but its extremely embarrassing for everyone else. That's the gist I'm getting from this sub.

I wish I had fanboys to blindly defend me like that :(

I just don’t care

Eww

Jesus Porsalin...

What a weird cunt.

You're on a whole different level of our spectrum. Fag

This dude hates porselain.

since u/Toss__Pot is too masculine & humble to promote anything, donate to his paypal: paypal.me/kazmanradio

I forgave her after she outed Ant's relationship with Sue Lightning. I can forgive porsalin because of the docs.

I agree with this guy. He's 110% correct and I would give him gold if I could. Maybe some of you fwends could help a brother out.

show the Brit our appreciation

An appeal to our hatred of foreigners. Smart.

If you're dumb enough to donate to someone's Pateron based on their activity in this subreddit...

Link?

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