Riley is awesome.

The Opster’s the only one who would dive right in... that’s if he didn’t have a loving wife and family of coarse

Tss what about a family of fine? you piece of garbage

what a plump pussy. great now i feel like the guy in pornhub comments

There's no shame in appreciating a fine work of art.

Dude let's swap usernames so we can check out each other's reviews.

Nah, you'd have to be the unfunny prick shoehorning in some lame unrelated reference to a mainstream videogame for the umpteenth time to be that guy.

Lovely labia majora

That's one beefy cunt.

To be fair you'd be taking some kind of itch home regardless

I shove my tongue up there with manic gusto even if she’d been dead for 36 hours.

Eeeewww. Get that petri dish of a cunt away from me.

Her brother googles her and jerks off to pictures of her and I don’t blame him.