"Hello Ocean Spray, why don't you sell transmissions for the DMC Delorean?"

Hahahahahhaha... I think we have a contender for quote of the day... Erock, comment?

I bring nothing to the table

Just what Victoria's Secret needs. This cripple being wheeled out on the runway, having a testicle pop out on television and then toppling over trying to cover itself.

It looks motorized

These tumblr creeps can't be that delusional, they've just finally found a way to have control and power over people.

You could turn your back on that superficial obsession with beauty and find meaning in other areas. Living in total delusion is an option too, tough.

This makes me wish for Sharia Law...or whatever affliction crippled this mess would finish the job.

I would also accept IT

Wait, if this sack of mashed potatoes is trans then shouldn't we call it "she"? How is completely de-gendering yourself equal to being transgender? I don't get these fucking delusional attention seekers logic.

Even if we pretend this isn't completely fucking retarded it still doesn't make any sense.

Lingerie companies are playing around a lot with the ass, they're peddling panties that don't even cover the hole where the shit comes out. How is anybody going to be able to see any of this cool shit and want to buy it when fucking gammy legs over here's chair blocks the view? Not to mention it's fat gut would envelop the front part as well.

Can't even be used as just a bra model either because which actual woman is going to say 'hey that bra looks terrible on that fat retard, I bet my husband would love this!'

You don't want to be on the wrong side of history do you?

We already are by shutting down Hitler

I’m both trans and plus-sized and I work a bikini as well as any one of your models can.

Debatable AT BEST

Well, the delusion part is covered

I mean he's literally just taking his hand and placing it behind his head while making a very Bobo-esque smile. Should have had someone move those jelly-fied legs at least a little bit too.

Those skin-stretched rocks have got to be god awful when they're exposed to the world.

Wouldn't it be a driveway not a runway?

Steven Wright level comedy right there. Vurry good.

Please tell me this is a joke

Yeah, keep ruining everything. That's a good way to win people over to your side.

Die already gross bitch

The comments on its tweet are refreshingly honest.

Gascar killin it for us today

That fucking killed me.

That's your lot in life mixed up mentally ill man. Now we know neither your brains nor your legs work. #eugenicsworks

I've got a runway for it...

Someone kill it!

Maybe he should wait for Lane Bryant, HoverRound, and Halloween Adventure to team up on a fashion line instead.

disabilibabe

I thought she was revolting until she puts her hand on her head and the other on her hip that really makes all the difference, huh?

We respect pronouns here.

How somebody can be born with so many strikes and not kill themselves is almost impressive.

"Its called a RUNway"

great, brutal replies

This is reality now

I've got no hands or education but you need to make me a surgeon because I want it.

Also i can act so please give me all the highest paid movie rolls now just because i can

Also this is the best example of white privilege I've ever seen. All this time they come after the working white man but its really a white man in a wheelchair wearing women's clothing who wants to be in the pro leagues if modelling with no skills or requirements just because he wants it.