Apparently the systemic racism that's stopping black voters from reaching the polls is actually just a lack of fat, white, female celebrities to drive them there on film. Who knew?
What’s wrong with me that before I shit on this bitch, I think “yeah, I’d fuck this awful mess”?. I’m not a bad looking guy and I do pretty good but there’s something about a slob that makes me want to pound the fuck out of it
A pocket full of shotgun shells unloading into her pussy if she even thinks of breaking into my parents' house to try and force me to vote with her roast ham shoulders.
why would a woman with her gross man-shoulders and giant upper arms INSIST on showing them off all the time? it's revolting. she's a Hollywood player now - people there devote their professional lives to coming up with ways to hide women's flaws for the camera. With her money, she doesn't have to look like this.
I saw that too. Maybe I'm out of the loop but I thought they already fixed that shit by putting + at the end, why are they still squeezing in more letters and what the fuck are they supposed to stand for?
I think it's intersex and asexual. They should just unite under the Queer banner. If the word Queer doesn't describe all of these people then what the hell does it even mean?
I hate the fact that by some miracle she somehow became famous and couldn't even apply the modicum of self-discipline needed not to double in weight. She's so fucking gross.
If you can get her to pop that monstrousity you'd do a great service to this nation, and those of us in the CIA that are monitoring her every movement.
Does getting knocked up cause your shoulders to look like a Notre Dame defensive tackle? Because I swear I've seen plenty of pregnant ladies who don't look like they're projected to go in the late 3rd/early 4th.
68 comments
2 LoloTheRogan 2018-11-12
She a sloppy pig gorging for two
2 Batknuckles813 2018-11-12
Missy's bulking.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-11-12
*bloatmaxxing
2 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-11-12
What an annoying, smug fucking pig she is.
1 Mr_Nigel_Igger 2018-11-12
Arms bigger than Bob Kelly.
1 nocannothave 2018-11-12
Apparently the systemic racism that's stopping black voters from reaching the polls is actually just a lack of fat, white, female celebrities to drive them there on film. Who knew?
1 Nah_Ming 2018-11-12
(((Schumer)))'s not White but otherwise I agree.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-11-12
The thumbnail looks like it’s weighing in
1 Lord_dougman_W 2018-11-12
What’s wrong with me that before I shit on this bitch, I think “yeah, I’d fuck this awful mess”?. I’m not a bad looking guy and I do pretty good but there’s something about a slob that makes me want to pound the fuck out of it
1 Shoryue 2018-11-12
Something hot about a sloppy blonde
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-12
There's nothing wrong with you except your need to prove how straight you are, faggot
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-11-12
It's the little things. I'd take a girl who's 40lbs overweight, freshly showered and eager over a bitchy girl with a hardbody that smokes.
1 bloodandthebones 2018-11-12
If that knocked on my door it would be a self-defense situation for sure.
1 fudgicle2018 2018-11-12
she looks like that outfit the self-defense demo guys wear in those "stop getting raped" classes.
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-11-12
It would be safer to just toss some treats and then when she inevitably tries to sniff them out, lock the door.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-11-12
A pocket full of shotgun shells unloading into her pussy if she even thinks of breaking into my parents' house to try and force me to vote with her roast ham shoulders.
1 UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2018-11-12
If she put me in a self defense situation...
1 fudgicle2018 2018-11-12
why would a woman with her gross man-shoulders and giant upper arms INSIST on showing them off all the time? it's revolting. she's a Hollywood player now - people there devote their professional lives to coming up with ways to hide women's flaws for the camera. With her money, she doesn't have to look like this.
1 ucfgavin 2018-11-12
its much easier to play the victim though when she does.
1 Shoryue 2018-11-12
I’d fuck ms.piggy
1 TangerineReam 2018-11-12
shut up, asshole
1 Shoryue 2018-11-12
Go post on the sargonofakkod subreddit you queer
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-12
Read her post, got angry. Classic Schums.
1 Magicmetalknight 2018-11-12
Don't forget the "IA" at the end of LGBQT now, bigots
1 bigstephen420 2018-11-12
I saw that too. Maybe I'm out of the loop but I thought they already fixed that shit by putting + at the end, why are they still squeezing in more letters and what the fuck are they supposed to stand for?
1 peckabuns 2018-11-12
I think it's intersex and asexual. They should just unite under the Queer banner. If the word Queer doesn't describe all of these people then what the hell does it even mean?
1 HallMonitorBot 2018-11-12
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1 peckabuns 2018-11-12
What the fuck is this stupid shit, I hope your creator gets sodomized with a plunger.
1 DJMCNFL 2018-11-12
Iowans
1 moleguy9k 2018-11-12
There's a 2 in there somewhere
1 TangerineReam 2018-11-12
This makes me extremely angry
1 McGowan9 2018-11-12
Fucking disgusting.
1 PassProtect15 2018-11-12
Holy shit, she's indistinguishable from Bridget Everett. She's going to need an even fatter bitch in her circle to make her look less disgusting.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-11-12
Everett is 49 years old and she's seven feet tall. At least she has an excuse.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-11-12
Nice unitard, Kurt Angle.
1 rahtin 2018-11-12
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
1 LamarThePotato 2018-11-12
Now with the pregnancy excuse she'll easily hit 500lbs
1 martigan99 2018-11-12
Big Amy in a wrestling singlet showing up at your door asking you to vote is definitely a threat.
1 egates09 2018-11-12
nice flattering angle, stupid
1 lazerpantherr 2018-11-12
She must be dead lifting bales of hay in between eating them.
1 go_topes 2018-11-12
If this video isn't enraging enough, check out our review of her podcast from yesterday: http://whoarethese.com/ep128-amy-schumer-presents-3-girls-1-keith
1 OandAbaron 2018-11-12
Ms piggy: ‘My pussy, on its beat day, smells like a small Barnard animal’
Keith the pig: ‘it does?’
1 LongIslandChomper 2018-11-12
Look at that back. I bet she's deadlifting at least 5 plates
1 DildoRenter 2018-11-12
She can be fat, I'm okay with that, but don't wear sleeveless tops, you dumb twat.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-11-12
She’s gotten so fat that she needed to remind that girl who she was because her facial features are being swallowed by her fat face.
1 PretzlKing 2018-11-12
Wow. Amy really made a difference! The world would be a much better place if cameras were always filming real heroes like her.
1 Gnu_Mutant 2018-11-12
“You get in line!”
1 DryTeeth 2018-11-12
Good thing she did this on film. Ppl are crazy.
1 Fuxgreat 2018-11-12
She wears it well
1 thefirebuilds 2018-11-12
she sure is a heaping healthy spoonful of brave.
1 Fuxgreat 2018-11-12
Looks like my door
0 all_copacetic 2018-11-12
I hate the fact that by some miracle she somehow became famous and couldn't even apply the modicum of self-discipline needed not to double in weight. She's so fucking gross.
-1 sams_seed 2018-11-12
No fat shaming while she's preg
2 call_me_winston 2018-11-12
fat moms are why most children are garbage
1 rahtin 2018-11-12
The fat squeeze their lil' noggins and gives them CP (and not the type of CP you guys trade on Discord)
0 sams_seed 2018-11-12
I Hate skinny moms when they have a lil newborn baby and theyre all thin it pisses me off sooo much omg
5 mcpelton 2018-11-12
You should be more concerned with the tracking device police inserted in your bellybutton.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-11-12
can someone link this awful bellybutton I keep hearing about?
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-11-12
It’s a piece of shit
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-12
Picture a Saran wrapped meaty grapefruit
1 thisshitisboring 2018-11-12
If you can get her to pop that monstrousity you'd do a great service to this nation, and those of us in the CIA that are monitoring her every movement.
2 mcpelton 2018-11-12
I agree. My hope is she dies during childbirth and the chef is left raising a chubby retarded kid.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-11-12
Does getting knocked up cause your shoulders to look like a Notre Dame defensive tackle? Because I swear I've seen plenty of pregnant ladies who don't look like they're projected to go in the late 3rd/early 4th.
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-11-12
Is her uterus in her upper back? This fatness is not preg related and you know it.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-11-12
Shut up you ugly nigger whore, even whale-sized Schumer is infinitely hotter than you.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-11-12
*bloatmaxxing