Midget beefers

1  2018-11-12 by RearNakedProbe

56 comments

I wish she did hardcore porn.

#metoo

Is there any good midget porn? All I’ve ever seen is that gross Bridget thing and wee-man lookin bitches

Her teeth too. There are a couple where they're visible and they look like a nightmare.

She won't have any teeth when I'm done with her.

everything going alright at home?

Why wouldn't it be?

She has a country ham between the bottom of her ass cheek but above her lil knees. Gotta keep that hidden. Or she can't stand?

God damn, dude.

Beautiful. I feel like there hasn't been a new midget in porn since like 2002.

She doesn't do real porn, unfortunately.

I bet she thinks she's above it, stupid floor cunt.

I feel like you've been checking daily for 16 years.

Yeah so?

A midget using suicide in her porn name is pretty funny, to me at least. maybe she's cool.

Any chick who does a photo shoot for Suicide Girls uses it as a surname. It's not unique to the midget.

oh darn, i thought she was just being really funny

The only midget I want to fuck.

Only one I don't

Liar

she'd be perfect if she didn't have the trash tattoos

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And sausage fingers, how can she reach the prostate with them little fingers.

Just give thanks for the midget gifts god has bestowed upon you, and do it yourself/with an egg

Fist

Damn I can’t believe I wanna fuck a midget

Fuck a midget?! Dude, I'd dump right in that! Unload balls deep every time. Now, when she says "surprise! I'm pregnant!" With one of those Walgreens pregnancy tests...I'd have to snatch her up by the earlobe and march her on down to the abortion clinic right quick. That's a no-no. Midget big nuggets.. no thanks.

Or you could just punt her right in the belly. You wouldn't even have to raise your foot more than knee height.

Or you could just push her and she would never stop rolling away

I feel like being jerked-off by a midget is the reward for completing some extraordinary quest

I can. She’s fucking hot. Looks like she’s in the tribe, though. I bet Dinklage took it down.

tattoo

Pass

Agreed. Tattoos are fucking trash. Only men that are in the Navy should be allowed to get them.

What about Lady Di?

We just established that pretty ladies shouldn't get them

We just established that pretty ladies shouldn't get them

Midget porn is a legal alternative to retarded child porn.

She looks like the AT&T girl.

Gay

The cross community tolerance on this sub never fails to warm my heart

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Surprisingly adequate

I think he was called Doug.

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You just know that's some good pussy. So warm and slimy it makes your dickhead tingle and you're blowing a load before you even know what's happening.

I love this part of the sub.

She's fat

Damn she's gorgeous. I would happily let her sit on my face until I pass out. I would even date her but I don't think I could ever be seen in public with a midget. She would be my dirty little deformed secret

I’d like to shoot a sixth of a load on her.

Fuckable midgets, 1/1

My life changed after seeing this.

Ok but notice they're covering up those horrible misshapen peck legs

She’s got them Rich Vos turtle mitts

Her teeth too. There are a couple where they're visible and they look like a nightmare.

She has a country ham between the bottom of her ass cheek but above her lil knees. Gotta keep that hidden. Or she can't stand?

God damn, dude.

Beautiful. I feel like there hasn't been a new midget in porn since like 2002.

A midget using suicide in her porn name is pretty funny, to me at least. maybe she's cool.