look how swollen his feet and ankles are. #Lazyeverynight

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She past, dude.

Boy I have to admit that does sound like a godd meal/night in, but regardless I sure hope Joe Cumia dies soon

Nice idealization of a shiftless lifestyle, stupid

"In an all-day SAUCE."

No matter what, he has to pointlessly capitalize at least one word.

I think in this case he was pointing out that he calls it sauce instead of gravy. I don't know why he was doing that because no one really cares.

See what i mean about men being useless

See what we've been saying about blacks being lazy?

Shuttup while he was sitting on he ass my mans was putting up the christmas tree

I'm gonna cut one down in December like a real man.

Are ya.

Yeah, I do every year. Just as messy and dangerous as a fake tree except it smells nice and you don't have to assemble or disassemble it like a bitch.

Fake trees aren't messy, they don't drop needles all over the place like real ones.

Hopefully someone puts him up in the tree soon.

He’ll “go out to buy some smokes” before Christmas and abandon you.

do you think his foot is sexy?

Nooo on a damn pillow wtf now the pillow stink

You know, feet can be washed.

And your attitude can be washed. Accept the challenge. You. Me. What's Good for the Goose is Good for the Slammer. Or are you one of the unwashed masses? Houston, you have a problem.

The rocket slurps cum off bathhouse floors.

Sign the contract. Or are you too busy typing away in your daddy's basement? Sign the contract if you think you can beat The Rocket

Daddy's basement dude, really? I'm embarassed by your lack of imagination.

Right now I'm imagining you signing the contract. Are you man enough to make that a reality? Or are you busy playing Risk in your daddy's basement? Step in that ring, face The Rocket. Houston, you have a problem

What contract?

Oh, so now you're going to play dumb. I understand. You don't want to end up like doughey, laid out in the middle of the ring by the better man. I get it, then I suggest you run along and let The Rocket find his next opponent/victim. You are too scared to climb into that ring, and you should be. It ain't daddy's basement after all. You've showed your character here today, shimmy. Houston, you have a problem.

You broke character again! Haha you suck.

The Rocket doesn't think you know what "breaking charachter means". He is honestly baffled by your statements. But, a good place to clear up the confusion is in the middle of that squared circle. I know you are worried about losing the few iq points you have. But the Rocket will only beat you as bad as he has to. So please, sign the contract. Let the Rocket learn you something about life. Houston, you have a problem.

I don't, I know what breaking character is though. When you stop referring to yourself as the rocket and use "i" you break your own retarded fantasy.

If you look at past Rocket posts you will see that I do that all of the time. I am a force as well as a person. A being and a spirit. An ideal and a dream incarnate. Once again, shimmy, there is no charachter to break. The Rocket, reserves the right to poetic license. Because I am an artist in and out of the ring. It seems you aren't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you want to back out of the match i will allow it. If not, sign the contract. Houston, you have a problem.

Learn to spell character, you boob.

Sign the contract

this guy's wacky folks

One of Kerouac's lesser known novels

youre being too uppity lately. i bet your posting algorhythm matches when your aunt hurricane andrew flow visits

Oh god i think ur onto something cuz i def have my period

Espresso and Sambuca? That sounds mingin.

Why wouldn't he just thank her in person?

He's like a sixteen year old girl that lives on social media. He's a retarded old faggot.

I hope that shitty townhouse has a carbon monoxide leak.

Joe is now reaching an age where its normal to not have a job

Ant will be buying him a gold watch soon.

He thinks he can just sneak into retirement without anyone noticing he never had a career.

Goddamitt the last thing I ever wanted to see were Joe's feet.

All the money in your brother's bank account can't buy you taste. What a dumb bitch style of interior decoration.

Nice pictures six inches off the ground, stupid. Are those in case the cat forgets what you look like?

He failed to mention she would get a pan to ths face if the food wasn't ready in time

Wait, did he put Marquee lights around his Vizio TV like he's Dirk Diggler?

this nigga got a led palm tree in his back yard

Come on guys, a man should be able to relax at the end of a hard day's work

Do the Cumia's watch any movie less than 30 years old?

Ahh eggplant parmigiana with de nice espresso afterwards anna little sambuca oh madon je so italiano mamma mia gotta suisse formaggi head

every time i go on this subreddit its like a small reminder for me to work harder in life

Nothing enhances the viewing experience like bright colorful lights wrapped around the screen. Stupid lazy nigger.