Things sam_seed is good for

1) Being raped

2) Seeing and hearing things that aren't there

3) Being raped

This resumé suits CM.

You get a outlook like that from only fucking niggers

pay for your hernia

Not beat you?

Buy something on credit

Buy something in general

raise the load he shot into you instead of jogging out of the bedroom immediately after never to be seen again

Raise your horde of children

1. gettin they dick sucked uuuhuu yknow sayin sista haha preach 100 fam bb

Your kids are fucked. God be with them, no bs.

Time to Susan Smith your boys I guess. Make sure they each get 2 ambien & the seatbelts are nice & snug. God bless.

Well then I'm sure they'll be outstanding members of society under your stable & well adjusted tutelage.

you're really pretending that's how it normally goes? maybe you'll raise on another patrice oneal like his welfare queen mom did

Women are only good for breeding so we got you beat, faggot.

1. The welfare that you're on

That's what we've been saying for years

Baby I know you don’t mean that.

Pls choke on the wishbone and rupture your hernia, internally bleeding out before the pies are served

Too wordy

Did it hurt your brain you blithering idiot?

Things women are good for:

1. A mouth
2. A cunt
3. An asshole
4. Making spitting out kids a source of income

No tit action?

You've seen her right? Her belly button is more impressive.

men were good for letting women talk and we can see how that worked out

You sabatoged the Launch Pad last week. I know it. You know it.

Haha you broke your stupid faggot character.

The Rocket ain't a character bucko, it's a way of life. And me, well, I'm force of nature. Do you want to get in that squared circle? Do you want to feel the heat of the Red Glare? This is between me and the person who sabotaged the fastest growing late night TV show in the world. Houston, you have a problem.

Shut up faggot, don't double down after you forget the rules you made up yourself.

The Rocket doesn't even know what you are talking about. The Rocket is the Rocket. He can't "break" character, there is no "character" there is only The Rocket. Are you so obsessed with the Rocket that he is all you can think of? You think he's so smart, so sexy, so great that he could only be made up? I tell you, buck, the Rocket is as real as the moonrise. The Rocket is. And you? You are not. Houston, you have a problem.

I know you don't retard, you're too fucking stupid to get it. Now you're just forcing it.

I tell you what, I'll force you into the Red Glare nice and quick. How would you be the next victim at nextonth's ppv, "What's Good for the Goose is Good for the Slammer"? Are you man enough to take that challenge? I bet you're not. I bet you're just a little boy typing away on daddy's computer while the Rocket sips martinis in the Poconos. What do you say, punk?

Christmas trees suck

I'm sure your kid is going to appreciate that attitude

63% of youth suicides are from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. D.H.H.S., Bureau of the Census 90% of all homeless and runaway children are from fatherless homes 85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes (Source: Center for Disease Control) 80% of rapists motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes (Source: Criminal Justice & Behavior, Vol 14, p. 403-26, 1978.) 71% of all high school dropouts come from fatherless homes (Source: National Principals Association Report on the State of High Schools.) 75% of all adolescent patients in chemical abuse centers come from fatherless homes (Source: Rainbows for all Gods Children.) 70% of juveniles in state-operated institutions come from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept 1988) 85% of all youths sitting in prisons grew up in a fatherless home (Source: Fulton Co. Georgia jail populations, Texas Dept. of Corrections 1992) (Because only a portion of each age group grew up in a fatherless home,) these statistics translate to mean that children from fatherless homes are:

1. Impregnating mental ill broads with kids that will burden society

How come other communities get hot girls and we have a mom of questionable ethnicity with a hernia

questionable ethnicity with a hernia

You never saw this comment, "I'm a fat fuck myself, but..."

What?

This troll makes me think you are getting really tired of this sub.

That's three times as many things women are good for.

Did it hurt your brain you blithering idiot?