“What I’ve got here is called a guitar. What I’ll do is pluck these strings and place my fingers along this long part here in order to create different tones, called “chords.” When I do different ones in a row, it makes what’s known as music. Here, I’ll show you what I mean. Just like Eric Clapton.”

1  2018-11-12 by pashow84

45 comments

shit was nuts

Was this a real quote by him?

The real quote was almost worse. https://youtu.be/DpnZ1fgo46Q

"frees me up to play leads, just like Eric". Eric Clapton had a band you loser, not a fucking looping pedal. Those are made for people who no one wants to play with.

Too bad he didn't just do this and keep his mouth shut. It's listenable.

Fuck you.

God, I hate the sound of cheap acoustic pickups.

The Sons of Anarchy strap is perfect.

If he didn't have the stupid chorus effect on it would probably sound better.

The dude has a talent, too bad it’s overshadowed by his pedophilia

Just like Eric But shittier

Eric Crapton

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Joe Shitreronee

While My Bro Gently Creeps

Shiti Hendrix

We talking musically or their shared desire to send all the darkies home?

A regular Jeff Leech

Why raise your kids or provide for your family when you can play dress ups as some gay band from the 80s?

That little gay movement he makes when he says 'just like Eric!' is fucking infuriating.

I thought it was a made up quote wow

Joe really acted like he was some sort of magic man, smirking about his never before seen skill that he was just about to blow the minds of the viewers...dude, it's a fucking looping pedal, a technology that's at least 20 years old.

Joe is breaking new ground, especially since every jamoke at an open mic night uses one.

And Deegeeteck Looper. Fuckin hate the way he says Digitech.

Sometimes I think Joe is a fake persona.

Incredible

Eric Clapbackton Like the real thing but instead spends all day on Facebook arguing with people while his son dies

wish the camera panned around to show at best 1 janitor looking depressed

And uhhh self-satisfied smirk that's pretty much what happened.

Joe auditioned for The New York Dolls, got turned down for his child spit addiction

Empty Collins am I right guys?

I wonder if when there’s a big ticket item like the looper, joe has to save up his allowance or if he begs Anthony for it on top of his allowance.

He buys the Chinese knockoffs.

A rooper, if you will.

A relative of mine sold a guitar to him. It was like watching a child go into slavery.

I didn't know we had any Chinese people here!

l.i.p. knickels

Yamaha guitars are for tools

Did he actually fucking say that? Oh my God

No, but he did describe a looper in much the same way as if it was some new-fangled technology that only he was privy to. Someone else posted a link to the clip in the comments.

I was blown away by the 2 camera setup he has going, given I've heard better renditions of the songs he performed by people hammered around a campfire.

Mediocre Dad Rock Cumia

There wasn't even any audience there, he cut the part where real artists gets applause. Such a brother joe thing to do.

In that video he gives a fake surprised look every 10 to 30 seconds. It's clearly him being embarassed, and to play it off he pretends to having just discovered something new about the pedals he's using. What a emotionally weak humam being.

Nice making money off blues genres that were invented by African Americans, stupid.