She could throw them over her shoulder like a continental soldier

Then throw one over to the drummer boy to suckle

I don't know what that means.

I'm saying that her tits hang low. They wobble to and fro. She could tie them in a knot. She could tie them in a bow.

Gay

More?

I went on a date with a German chick about 6 months ago that looked almost identical to her, and with just slightly smaller tits. We made out at a rooftop bar and I felt her up, I had a hard on I thought I was going to break in half. She went back to the Fatherland 2 days later, I never saw or heard from her again. But what a set of beefers. Fuck this just depressed me.

If it's any consolation she was probably raped by a migrant. Seems like that's a thing over there.

Sure you did weirdfellas.

Yeah, this would be a great story to lie about. I really exaggerated. (I missed you)

almost identical

smaller tits

so totally different?

No. She looked just like this, and still had big tits, but not as big as this broad's look.

It'd be fun to be smacked with those.

Meh looked better with clothes on lol

Fucking hang yourself faggotb

Its called having taste sir look how terrible her ass and face is. Her boobs look lumpy and irritated she’s a pig, I’d still smash though.

Only faggots and teenagers pretend to have high standards

But I said I’ll still fuck why do you have to get so angry I don’t find gigantomastia sexy. All those girls on Nadine-j are gross and are always lactating even though they probably aborted it.

Holy living fuck!

I mightily enjoy the beefer threads on this subreddit

I like this girl. She has a very "friends mom who might let you watch her undress" kind of vibe.