His black leather boots kicked the butts of shitty rock band cosplayers.

Two things cum from Texas. Steers and queers.

He wishes his tits were that flay

That guy is in much better shape than Joe.

They called him Oklahoma Joe, he could suck a tennis ball through a drink straw

Hey it's the boys from the Round Up Saloon in Oak Lawn. I know that brass rail anywheres...I MEAN I've seen it in photos...