Must of popped those zits with the back of a clawhammer.

Harvey One-Face

Ha ha, we get it, you photoshopped him to look awful. We get it. Nobody's skin is that bad. Now stop goofing around and post the unaltered image.

(nervous assistant sends me a hastily worded text)

Excuse me, I just got a text. Wait. No. That can't be...it...it's real? That's what he actually looks like? Holy shit. Holy god shit.

You ruined it with that awful attempt at a joke after the first paragraph.

How would your assistant know what you are typing on reddit before you post it?

Tales from the zit keeper

He looks like a vulture that circles dead children

its like lookin at the nazca lines, from space.

He probably has lupus. Yet more proof that he isn’t white

Fuckin' anchovy face.

Its a shunda, my david, oh how hes aged, but remember you people would be nothing, NOTHING, without my sharp nosed david.

He looks a different kind of ugly each day.

Even by Freddy Kruger standards his skin is terrible.

Anthony Cumia has a face for radio, eh gang?

michael myers

Without the drive or tact

Just because you’re a fan of the moon landing, it doesn’t mean you need to recreate it on your cheek.

Do you see the young girl or the old crone?

Why do all these guys look like birds or small dogs?

Penguin from Batman looking motherfucker.

You ruined it with that awful attempt at a joke after the first paragraph.

How would your assistant know what you are typing on reddit before you post it?