Set up, play, pack up, go home, GET PAID. EZ!

1  2018-11-10 by crookedmile

8 comments

I "own" 5 bands

A look inside the megalomaniacal mind of a 60+ year old man who gets pocket money from his brother

Nobody in the world is more hateable than band owner Joe Cumia.

You own a girl's car you fat old homosexual. You own a bunch of shitty Chinese replica guitars. You own the cheapest sniper rifle that money can buy even though you live in a townhouse which you do not own and will never have the opportunity to shoot. You bought it to pose for pictures with.

You don't own the other people in the band, Joe. Maybe that's why Wreckin' Machine Gene quit the band and wanted to kick your worn out ass. And then you called the cops on him like a pussy because you know he could one-punch you.

Hey now, he called the cops on one of his band mates? Color me intrigued.

I tried to find a link for you, but he tweeted a bunch of texts he got from Gene saying that he was gonna beat Joe's ass and Joe responded with "A police report has been made. Don't contact me again."

He's a pussy.

I hated this idiotic back during wnew days. Constantly calling to plug his cover bands. Write your own music you fucking bum.

Motherfucker, I despise that fucking delusional cunt! He “owns 5 bands.” So apparently he “owns all the music of JewU, Clapton, Hendrix, Journey” etc. All his, because, after all, he is ALL of those musicians rolled into one bad ass, unstoppable, god like master of talent and originality. BroJoe just simply...OWNS!

Just like Eric!