REMINDER: Jim Norton (AKA The Worm AKA Faggot AKA The Viking Fucker) puts mustard on egg whites

1  2018-11-10 by PsychopathyRed

but if the order is screwed up he'll curse out the poor intern and spit on the floor like a sociopath, and then put on a boring radio show

17 comments

he also put mustard on the vikings asshole

Where the hell did he start ranting about putting mustard on egg whites? What’s the reason for this bullshit?

What a boring fucking anecdote.

And heaven forbid if his Uber driver mother fucks him

Get some new material.

How rude

Cuz mustard is an extremely low calorie condiment...and jimmy is watching his figure.

If he would just lift a weight heavier than 10 pounds he wouldn't have to worry about the sugar content of salt.

That's something anorexics do. They covet condiments with zero calories.

No, he's a cute sweater boy! He's cute when he's tired! Remember when you faggots used to ride his dick? Tsss or something

Not I

Mustard on egg whites, 1. isn't very nutritious, and 2. sounds fucking disgusting.

“Hey whore, have some mustard.”

One of the funniest things Jim has said and he wasnt even the one that said it.

He's performing a culinary science experiment to see if he can recreate in edible form his favorite scent, the unwashed, pungent taint of a Brazilian shemale.

Yellow mustard fucking sucks on everything except hot dogs, and egg whites are just about the most pointless thing a person can eat. It doesn't taste good, it's not nutritious, and you and sound like a faggot ordering something like that.