Mustard is one of those things that has fairly limited culinary uses - American yellow on a hot dog or on a burger, English Colmans with roast beef, Dijon with ham or pork chops. That's pretty much it. What kind of sick fuck dips pretzels in it or has it with eggs?
eggs whites are barely food, all the nutritional value is in the yolk. and what the fuck is he avoiding? you can easily burn off any calories or fat from eggs by fucking walking
He went from fat slob to soccer-mom-food-blog eating. I suppose that's easy to do when you can't even cook scrambled eggs. Like who makes it past the age of 12 and can't cook something.
19 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-11-09
When the hostess is polite to you and you take that as you should ask her out.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-09
When nobody saved the video of you crying
1 Bennieand 2018-11-09
Dude he wasn’t crying, honestly. He would genuinely tell you if he was.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-11-09
When I was 21 i did that. Let's just say I made a complete buffoon of myself..
1 ErrantChemistry 2018-11-09
I got douche chills at "whisper".
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-11-09
Get shot in the head.
1 ArkL 2018-11-09
Ummm that would kill him dude.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-11-09
Oh yeah? Good!
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-09
THAT'S NOT LIFE-SENSITIVE, BABE!
1 McGowan9 2018-11-09
Mustard is one of those things that has fairly limited culinary uses - American yellow on a hot dog or on a burger, English Colmans with roast beef, Dijon with ham or pork chops. That's pretty much it. What kind of sick fuck dips pretzels in it or has it with eggs?
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-09
Actually, I don't think dipping pretzels in it is weird. But putting it on egg whites is the most subhuman thing a worm could do.
1 SlightFresnel 2018-11-09
Someone needs to send this annelid some hot sauce.
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-11-09
Well we mean hot soft pretzels that you would get from a cart, not the hard pretzels that come in a bag in the supermarket.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-11-09
Shut up, pretzel boy
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-11-09
All joking aside, that is a DISGUSTING breakfast.
1 LiberalPussy 2018-11-09
Like, objectively awful. Why is he so in love with mustard anyway?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-11-09
It's essentially zero calories.
1 dionysus187 2018-11-09
eggs whites are barely food, all the nutritional value is in the yolk. and what the fuck is he avoiding? you can easily burn off any calories or fat from eggs by fucking walking
1 SlightFresnel 2018-11-09
He went from fat slob to soccer-mom-food-blog eating. I suppose that's easy to do when you can't even cook scrambled eggs. Like who makes it past the age of 12 and can't cook something.