When the waiter tells you their specialty is egg whites with a whisper of mustard.

1  2018-11-09 by RapistWithHIV

19 comments

When the hostess is polite to you and you take that as you should ask her out.

When nobody saved the video of you crying

Dude he wasn’t crying, honestly. He would genuinely tell you if he was.

When I was 21 i did that. Let's just say I made a complete buffoon of myself..

I got douche chills at "whisper".

Get shot in the head.

Ummm that would kill him dude.

Oh yeah? Good!

THAT'S NOT LIFE-SENSITIVE, BABE!

Mustard is one of those things that has fairly limited culinary uses - American yellow on a hot dog or on a burger, English Colmans with roast beef, Dijon with ham or pork chops. That's pretty much it. What kind of sick fuck dips pretzels in it or has it with eggs?

Actually, I don't think dipping pretzels in it is weird. But putting it on egg whites is the most subhuman thing a worm could do.

Someone needs to send this annelid some hot sauce.

Well we mean hot soft pretzels that you would get from a cart, not the hard pretzels that come in a bag in the supermarket.

Shut up, pretzel boy

All joking aside, that is a DISGUSTING breakfast.

Like, objectively awful. Why is he so in love with mustard anyway?

It's essentially zero calories.

eggs whites are barely food, all the nutritional value is in the yolk. and what the fuck is he avoiding? you can easily burn off any calories or fat from eggs by fucking walking

He went from fat slob to soccer-mom-food-blog eating. I suppose that's easy to do when you can't even cook scrambled eggs. Like who makes it past the age of 12 and can't cook something.