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I'd give that a deep probing.

Jesus Christ. If her dick is longer than 5" I'd even offer to pay off her student loans.

Quality milkers

Welcome to the Milky Way.

"Show us Uranus"

so i pushed her out of bed and said "now get the whole fuckin floor babe"

but sheriously folksch

They're fake, baby! How much did they cost, those fakers?

Nipple piercings...nah. Don't trust myself that I would get excited and tear it and her nipple off with my teeth.

my ex had her nipples pierced and i hated it, hated her too, junkie cunt

I hate her too.

one of those "scene" kids, but too old to be doing it. hot but mental.

i miss her, junkie cunt

I would but mine got aids so, boooooo.

If you're going to get your tits pierced you should at least do both of them for the sake of symmetry.

The line I’ve heard from girls with one pierced boob is always some form of “this one is my good side, and the pierced one is my bad girl’s side”. I’m pretty sure there’s some idiot patient zero who’s responsible for this.

Why this dumb bitch ruined her titties with silicone?

Is this Bobo’s sister?

my ex had her nipples pierced and i hated it, hated her too, junkie cunt

If you're going to get your tits pierced you should at least do both of them for the sake of symmetry.