The girl who sucked me looked exactly like that fat Australian actress. Afterwards I went home and laid in the fetal position on the floor of my shower.
haha, i mind being out with a group of mates once and i got stuck with this ugly fat cunt who after pulling i threw up on the street lol, took her home and fingered her
190 pounds maybe? She had saggy tits but one of those nice fat girl asses. Nice is not the right word. But it jiggled during doggystyle. Hints of a vinegar like aroma stained my nostrils and every time I inhale deeply I’m reminded of it.
I don't know how much women weigh. You guys are gay.
The only big one I ever I tried was very short and her ass was like this kind of TV but she was young so everything was solid. Best possible fatty, very pretty, enthusiastic about getting down to business. But of course her pussy smelled like the dumpster cage at a White Castle or the inside of a fisherman's boot, depending on the angle, because pigs is pigs.
Iunno weight but more than me, was summer and where her thighs touched were chaffed and pinkish brown. Might have been hormones or something but I felt like crying 30 mins after it happened once I started thinking about it. Forced myself not to cuz that would have made me gay.
I’m 5’11”, 185...I’ve probably thrown down 4 or 5 land-whales while hammered, 2 of whom gave me chlamydia. One (5’5”, 190ish) of them farted repeatedly throughout the night and tried to get me to use a USED cockring on her. The other (5’8” maybe 180) I picked up at 3:00am at a party. I tried to fuck her in the ass and she punched me in the face, then passed out. I sent pics of her naked ass to my cousin and had a good laugh.
I'd put this one at an easy 250 lbs. I was living in a small desert town at the time, hanging out at a bar on a Tuesday night and this gal was hitting on me pretty bluntly and I wasn't about to just go home with a dry dick. So I took her home and we do the makeout/fall backwards onto the bed thing, but she hit the corner of the bed in a way that she broke one of the stilts.
Without skipping a beat, she told me to just fuck her on the floor of my bedroom in a way that could've only come from a lady who's broken more than a few beds in her day. After banging her on the floor for a while, I noticed that the bed sat there at an angle like the bow of the Titanic. So I used the angle to my advantage with her laying at the angle while she's on top.
When we were done, I took her back to the bar and came home. When I looked at my bed, I realized she squirted and had left behind a basketball-sized puddle in my bed. To top off that shame/pride mix, I realized she played the cutesy "Leave behind her driver's license" game. She dropped off her number when she came to pick it up and I never called her.
Bout 3 hunnerd pounds. Big ol gal. Big belly. Ate a lot. Mhmm... I'd love to fuck a 4-500 pounder but super fats are quite literally white whales where I live and I cant even find them on dating sites.
I once matched with a girl on bumble, drove 45 mins to her house and was eating her pussy within an hour even though she said she was not going to hook up with me in our messages. She had great heavy beefers, 19 yrs old, but probably around 40 pounds over weight. When she was on her back it didn’t get in the way too much of the pussy eating and titty fondling. Kept trying to get her to touch my dick or let me put it in but she kept stopping me. Eventually after cumming multiple times she said “well ya know I have to get up very early, and I was kicked out without getting my dick wet.
So in summation, I was used like a human sex toy by a fat girl, getting nothing in return. I was in quite the dry spell, but still I am a blundering fool.
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1 Opprobriousness 2018-11-09
I'm 195 and I fucked a girl probably around that. She had H cup tits, though, and I still jack off thinking about those monsters to this day.
1 JoeCumiasFUPA 2018-11-09
The girl who sucked me looked exactly like that fat Australian actress. Afterwards I went home and laid in the fetal position on the floor of my shower.
1 ShakingSquirrels 2018-11-09
Nice.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2018-11-09
Did you cum in her navel, then fold her hanging belly over to hold it like a kangaroo pouch carrying a joey?
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1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-11-09
Freshman year of college. I didn't fuck her, but I made out with a girl who HAD to have been 190-200 pounds. She was like 5'2".
Not my proudest moment.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-11-09
What did she smell like?
1 alkiefuck 2018-11-09
haha, i mind being out with a group of mates once and i got stuck with this ugly fat cunt who after pulling i threw up on the street lol, took her home and fingered her
like sticking your fingers in a big mac
1 hihohorazio 2018-11-09
5'9"/190lbs. I've tagged some livestock in my time.
1 timallenonacid 2018-11-09
Mom is 620 tbh fam it’s hard ta get it in sometime coz I’m only 4.1” BPEL and i has a 2 inch fat pad as well tbh tho fam
1 JMueller2012 2018-11-09
boo
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-11-09
I love my sturdy field hockey wife and I don’t appreciate the general tone of this thread.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-11-09
I'm not mad at you cause you're my brother and I love you... It's this dog of a woman you married.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-11-09
What’s going on big guy?
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-11-09
Don’t let his man fool you folks.
“Field Hockey” is British slang and it actually means “Field Grazer.
She’s a fat cow
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-11-09
What he said was funnier.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-11-09
I suck sorry
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-11-09
Better yourself.
1 puffco67284 2018-11-09
Probably 300+
1 sams_seed 2018-11-09
God blesd you
1 jackofferson10 2018-11-09
A preggo Jess Roberts
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2018-11-09
190 pounds maybe? She had saggy tits but one of those nice fat girl asses. Nice is not the right word. But it jiggled during doggystyle. Hints of a vinegar like aroma stained my nostrils and every time I inhale deeply I’m reminded of it.
1 chulathedog 2018-11-09
5’8 135lbs it was gross
1 willfalls2 2018-11-09
That's not that big?
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-11-09
Yes it is, loser.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-11-09
Fucked this one chick that was at least 220. I'm pretty sure she was some sort of Pacific Islander.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-09
Island*
1 wogcheese 2018-11-09
A barely legal bulimic girl I'd spent months coaching at my job.
1 alkiefuck 2018-11-09
i never weighed her but we were fucking about on my bed and the bed collapsed
funny as fuck desu
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-11-09
I don't know how much women weigh. You guys are gay.
The only big one I ever I tried was very short and her ass was like this kind of TV but she was young so everything was solid. Best possible fatty, very pretty, enthusiastic about getting down to business. But of course her pussy smelled like the dumpster cage at a White Castle or the inside of a fisherman's boot, depending on the angle, because pigs is pigs.
Powered through, bailed.
1 tranthasourus 2018-11-09
She was big, really big, idk the weight...
1 tapetape2 2018-11-09
Iunno weight but more than me, was summer and where her thighs touched were chaffed and pinkish brown. Might have been hormones or something but I felt like crying 30 mins after it happened once I started thinking about it. Forced myself not to cuz that would have made me gay.
1 EnwardShekelman 2018-11-09
I’m 5’11”, 185...I’ve probably thrown down 4 or 5 land-whales while hammered, 2 of whom gave me chlamydia. One (5’5”, 190ish) of them farted repeatedly throughout the night and tried to get me to use a USED cockring on her. The other (5’8” maybe 180) I picked up at 3:00am at a party. I tried to fuck her in the ass and she punched me in the face, then passed out. I sent pics of her naked ass to my cousin and had a good laugh.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-11-09
I'd put this one at an easy 250 lbs. I was living in a small desert town at the time, hanging out at a bar on a Tuesday night and this gal was hitting on me pretty bluntly and I wasn't about to just go home with a dry dick. So I took her home and we do the makeout/fall backwards onto the bed thing, but she hit the corner of the bed in a way that she broke one of the stilts.
Without skipping a beat, she told me to just fuck her on the floor of my bedroom in a way that could've only come from a lady who's broken more than a few beds in her day. After banging her on the floor for a while, I noticed that the bed sat there at an angle like the bow of the Titanic. So I used the angle to my advantage with her laying at the angle while she's on top.
When we were done, I took her back to the bar and came home. When I looked at my bed, I realized she squirted and had left behind a basketball-sized puddle in my bed. To top off that shame/pride mix, I realized she played the cutesy "Leave behind her driver's license" game. She dropped off her number when she came to pick it up and I never called her.
TL:DR, Fat girls are champs
1 wyMn_R_FNy 2018-11-09
Do you think fat girls have an easier time squirting?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-11-09
I’m inclined to say yes, but it may be because they go through bigger droughts than smaller women, so the excitement gets higher? Just a guess.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-11-09
Not sure of the weight, but it was like moving a wet futon.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-11-09
Bout 3 hunnerd pounds. Big ol gal. Big belly. Ate a lot. Mhmm... I'd love to fuck a 4-500 pounder but super fats are quite literally white whales where I live and I cant even find them on dating sites.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-09
5'6" 115 the fat fuckin bitch
1 Hooxx4442 2018-11-09
Around 180-190. Met her on the train, she was drinking boxed wine, classy broad.
1 bmfanboy 2018-11-09
I once matched with a girl on bumble, drove 45 mins to her house and was eating her pussy within an hour even though she said she was not going to hook up with me in our messages. She had great heavy beefers, 19 yrs old, but probably around 40 pounds over weight. When she was on her back it didn’t get in the way too much of the pussy eating and titty fondling. Kept trying to get her to touch my dick or let me put it in but she kept stopping me. Eventually after cumming multiple times she said “well ya know I have to get up very early, and I was kicked out without getting my dick wet.
So in summation, I was used like a human sex toy by a fat girl, getting nothing in return. I was in quite the dry spell, but still I am a blundering fool.
1 Basehead_Vos 2018-11-09
North of 300, maybe 350? She wore special clothes.
1 wyMn_R_FNy 2018-11-09
I don't know about fucking, but I did drunkenly fingerblast a tubber