BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy has been arrested

1  2018-11-09 by YouAintGotToLieCraig

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NEW YORK — Authorities say they've recovered a hard drive full of child pornography and have arrested the owner.

The alleged suspect is Fifty-year-old James Norton from the City of Manhattan.

As he was being taken into custody, he accused the arresting officers of "motherfuckering him" and being "scumbags".

There was an incident at the jail when the suspect demanded "chaturbate tokens" so he could make his "one phone call to his loved ones", as well as threatening suicide if his cell didn't have a down pillow. His bail hearing is scheduled for November 17th, the same day you can see Rich Vos performing at "Laugh out loud comedy" in Poughkeepsie, NY.

Felony Hackness

Doug Unfunny

I hate getting motherfucked by 5-0

This man looks way too built to be Norton.

Gofundme? Gofuckyourself

He put his drink down near a half drunken Coors Light and accidentally picked up the wrong drink.

wow for once it actually looks like him

oh hi rooster

wait is this fr

Everything here is.

not wormy enough

White people. Ammiright fellas

Probably something to do with kiddie fiddlering. What a little goblin.

Three counts of using teeth at a glory hole.