My ex did number 6 thered always be whatever was stuck to the bottom of his feet on the toilet seat

Was this in a war torn country? You are always an interesting person

He's from jamaica

Were there a lot of chickens? That's how I see it in my head

Yeah he would put food through a chain link fence and fuckin twist their heads off.

He was a vegetarian.

2 is actually practical.

Sure if you are trying to get that cucumber back out after being stuck in too far

8 isn’t possible unless you are a gargoyle

Stop, I doubt Anthony could pull that off.

In case you're a third world Philistine