The million dollar man

1  2018-11-08 by As-You-Were

Bob Kelly’s weight Rogan’s height Norton’s eyes Nana’s skin Dave Landau’s wit Sam’s hair Artie’s teeth

& Joe Matarese’s life

8 comments

That’d be one serious shit show of a “human”.

Mo $$$ than joe matarese's express scripts statement

that's Fat Bastard.

Show some respect. His name is Andrew.

Artie’s teeth? Not that bulbous eternally bleeding nose?

Good call

Artie's nose, Opie's teeth and Sherrod's tongue.

That would resemble a week old corpse that's been festering in the summer sun.