Jim’s new opener

1  2018-11-08 by JMueller2012

20 comments

He is such a transparent lonely old man.

The worst kind who just can’t suffer alone like a man. He has to use whatever power he has to put his misery on others

Exactly. He gave up long ago on a woman liking him for himself. Still wants a hot young companion, though. I'd respect him more if he stuck to fucking whores.

Nooooo! He just likes women opening for him because of the duality of their material.

Yuck

Only thing she opening is bags of doritos 😲🐄

I don't get it.

Its a fat joke. Try to keep up.

Speaking of things that I can't keep up: An erection

Shut up, Charlyne Yi

If you bought a rubber as transparent as Jim you'd be afraid to use it.

The She's not gonna fuck you tour 2019 coming up

And he'll only get as far as sniffing her seat.

The limbless, blind deaf-mute in the Metallica "One" video has a better chance at fucking this girl than Jim does.

He didn't have to pay for that nurse handjob, jim would've paid and proposed.

He'd have morse coded "S.O.S... Let me smell your feet."

We really need to me too this dude. Women trainers. Women openers. Abuse of sex workers. He’s a fucking monster.

When Kelsey or this broads careers don't pan out, they'll come out and say they were raped, $$$$

Someone should let her know that Jim will likely attempt to rape her if she gets drunk enough that she passes out on this tour.

"Funny and hot"

Are ya?

Did the same in the UK, had a fucking shitty girl comic come on I'd never heard of. Paying some fucking service to her you could tell.

You could feel the animosity as she bombed anyway.

flat as an empty toothpaste tube but she's fuckable

Exactly. He gave up long ago on a woman liking him for himself. Still wants a hot young companion, though. I'd respect him more if he stuck to fucking whores.

When Kelsey or this broads careers don't pan out, they'll come out and say they were raped, $$$$