Chicken > Plastic bag convention

Not gonna lie, that was pretty impressive.

Smarter too

Ugh. That befuddled "wait a tick! are you seeing what I'm seeing!" look Tyra Banks gives to the camera at :12 while pointing at the chicken may be responsible for a broken computer screen if I dwell on it too long...

What must it be like to look back on your life and know the most respectable thing you ever did was Coyote Ugly?

Ja Das Gud.

awful music plays while chicken screams

das ist ein hübsches Hühnchen!

Could’ve been a video of a chicken getting slaughtered and it would’ve been just as true.

That chicken was the best performer in the room.

Chickens have deductive reasoning skills, basic math skills, and a capacity for empathy on par with an eight year old child.

So yes, smarter and more talented than Joe Cumia.

The chicken does the exact same thing Joe does, just play someone else's song.