looks like his "type."

Look at those fingers. How does she get those rings off?

Look at those fingers. How does she get those rings off?

WE HEARD YOU

They do have one interest in common:

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Nice barrel chest, stupid.

Bit on the portly side isn't "she"

A bit???

It's bout to be a earthquake when she step on stage

You forgot your punchline.

Haaaaamburger!

He likes them big and Amazonian dude. Getting closer and closer to replacing the Princess.

She's a great big fat person

Please tell me the Nov 9 gig is what she'll be doing to the worm.

Well the 10th is what he is

"This time it will be different." - Jim Norton

Will it

Her standup doesn't seem that bad. Maybe she's got a real meaty box, just like Jim likes it, right gang

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Does this mean Kelsey's about to get mega-mega-famous and Jim's gonna defend her on every scandal no matter how much of a hypocrite it makes him?

"Did she rape a teenage boy with a garage door opener? Well, look, it's a tough one, man. A lot of times these things are misunderstandings..."

''I maybe heard of these accusations somewhere but i genuinely don't remember. I would tell you if i did.''

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It was nice of her to visit pappy at the nursing home. Repost to /aww

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She looks like she could break a double-team block pretty easily

I would engage in sexual congress with this large woman

I bet she has some A+ material on garage door openers and things with which you would confuse them.

She’s opened for him for years

Thanks partner

What's Nortons plan? Use a female comic opener so he can fuck her or so his opener doesn't outshine him. W know Jim doesn't find females no matter how much he'd tell us if he didn't.

Blonde frumpy gals with some mild masculine features.

Quite the moose face

Nice shoulders, linebacker

Big hands, big shoulders, and an Adam’s apple. Better watch he doesn’t CK her

I won't believe him until he has a fat chick opening for him.

What a fucking creep.

She's got that post-wall hairdresser look.

Those rings are made of tensile steel!

The comedy stylings of Linda Tripp.

Does Jim think he's fooling anybody with his transparent lonely antics?

This girl for some reason opens for every single decent act that comes to Helium in Philadelphia. I have honestly seen her act at least six times.

Same. Hasn’t changed her set in years. I think she’s the best female comedian in Philly, and thus endlessly bookable regardless of quality.

Not as funny as Kelsey Cook

She's the garage door

Do you think she'll fucHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

This big bitch can deadlift more than me

He's so brave having female comics opening for him.

He could be funny on the air back in the day. I've never finished a stand-up special of his, haven't had Sirius since 2014, but still, it is truly remarkable what a fucking sniffling fag he's become. His usage of cute female comics is just an extension of the "nice guy" routine he plays, which is the most horrendous thing about this damn near senior citizen

I wish someone would ram her head into the stage. Boo.

It wouldn't be so creepy if he had male openers once in awhile. the fact that he only uses unknown female comics is fucking creepy.

It is really weird.

Adam Sandler's "Jill" character went blonde.

Literally second result when I googled her was a tweet talking about her asshole.

Cool, Jim.

I saw her on blacked.com

Why does this fucking creep always have to have an attractive younger girl comic open for him??

another racially ambiguous woman who can only joke about her sex life, wine, and farting (because women can''t do that, LOL!!!), solid get Jim!