I shit you not, this was Dr. Steve's old death metal band.

1  2018-11-08 by TonyFromLongIsland

48 comments

wheres the audio

Prove it bitch.

I will literally murder you in the name of Sainted Doctor Steve.

Never fucking cross him

Good sir, I put it to you that if one were to simply read the song titles, then one can unequivocally surmise that this was the work of Dr. Steve.

I can't read but I'll take your word for it and I withdraw my rageful demands.

Since I like the cut of your jib:

I SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE

SEVERED DOG PENIS

NECROSING VAGINAL FLESH

PUS FROM A BLOODY COCK

INGESTION OF CRACKWHORE GIBLETS

NECROPHILIAC COCKRING

MOUTHFUL OF INFECTED PLACENTA

MASTICATION OF FECOPURULENT SACS

INDUSTRIAL ROBOTIC SODOMIZER

ABRUPTIO

MASSIVE ANAL SCAB

BARBED URETHRAL MANIPULATION

FUCK THE DECAYED

That's RUDE!

It's like he and his buddies took all these visceral, vile words and put them together in some wild, rebellious gambit to shock people.

Haha, nah.

I, for one, love each of these titles.

He should ghost writer for cannibal corpse.

We were copying a band called carcass if I remember correctly

Good taste. What position did you play in the band?

D60s are for grindcore not death metal you charlatan.

Carnal Fecophelia Due to Prolonged Exposure to Methane

Based on the band and song names, they appear to be more porno/goregrind than death metal

when you let /b/ name your band's album and tracks

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except none of the titles include nigger

Nice negation of your own premise, self-esteemless

Do they have a page on metal archives? If this is legit I'm going to buy any copies I can find. I'm more of a black metal guy but if Steve was in a DM band I need the entire first press discography.

Not sure if it was this band but he went by the name Phrank Phuck is this right /u/drsteve103 ?

Linger longe... Ah STFU Steve

Where in the holy hell did you find that?

Hi. I love you. It was on your twitter. Ffffluids.

We all love Dr. Steve and his flewids. He talked me through it when I jizzed so hard it felt like I got hit in the back of the head with a hammer.

No shit what did he say? I’ve had that happen a few times

Pretty much that it just happens sometimes and it doesn't mean you're dying. Hurts like fuck though.

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Doctor Steve, tell us: what do you think about my short-lived exclamation that I would murder a stranger in your honor?

Pretty cool, right?

Very honored pal. Glad you rescinded the fatwa.

Please tell me you played keytar.

In mando byrche, absolutely

I need to know more

I have so much more respect for you now than I did 3 minutes ago.

For the love of god, please elaborate.

Hey Doc, I'm assuming this is goregrind or death metal. My sort of thing. Got a rip of your discography for us? I might be able to find someone who owns the physical releases, but I'd rather get it from the source.

Email me. I would be amazed if anyone had it, this was an internal recording and only one guy put a song on a compilation and I don't believe he sold EVEN ONE of them. I'd actually like to redo it in the future.

ahhhhhhhhh hes one of 'those' listeners.

now it makes more sense than some dude tinkering on stereos.

also; nice font selection stupid

I wish I knew what the fuck you were on about.

Algerian is a masonic font

Is it?

Upload this shit! I need a wedding song

"Fuck the decayed" sounds like one of 2005 Jimmy's classic rants.

I dunno... It could use a reference to a movie from the 70s to kick it up a notch.

throw in some mic-sniffing and you've got a winner

Fuck the decayed, character.

I'm trying to think of a fire related mix tape pun that involves hemorrhoids but I can't think of shit

Your bowels are my hat? Panzerfaust pun yumah

I actually like his manual relief song

Dr Steve is the greatest man alive. That is all.

Dr. Steve is a real ass dude.

Fuck the cripples and the lesser races!

Is it?