I still feel somewhat bad for the guy, even though he is a scumbag's lap dog. But he really has no business in comedy. He's Matarese level painful to watch.
I don't know what it is, but there's something so incredibly infuriating to me about looking at this guy. He looks like the fat kid from 5th grade that shows up to your birthday party with this shitty new haircut and an excessive amount of hair gel that his mom put in and is picked up early by his parents for some unknown reason. What in the fucking world makes an adult man think that this is an acceptable haircut? And even more infuriating is that fucking constant deadpan expression. He looks to me like someone that hasn't said anything interesting or worth listening to whatsoever even once in his life. He looks like the guy from high school that's always talking about how great he is at getting pussy but hasn't talked to a single fucking girl once in his life
Then again, I haven't ever heard this stuff so maybe i'm just being an ass
P.s. The "unknown reason" why that fat kid got picked up early from your 10th birthday party was because he called his parents and told them it was shit.
Why would someone so bland get a haircut like this?
He wouldn't appear nearly as unlikeable if he just kept a normal haircut and dressed like a big boy. But instead he's decided to put a huge fucking 'LOOK AT ME' on his head. WHY
23 comments
1 El_Heato 2018-11-07
Bet his hog is uneventful
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-11-07
you talking about his cock or his FAT WIFE
1 El_Heato 2018-11-07
Viewers choice
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-07
I still feel somewhat bad for the guy, even though he is a scumbag's lap dog. But he really has no business in comedy. He's Matarese level painful to watch.
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-11-07
ant has a thing for heroin addict side-kicks
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-11-07
I'm not the biggest fan but you're wrong. He has some good lines and good chemistry with Anth.
1 Apprehensive_Street 2018-11-07
I don't know what it is, but there's something so incredibly infuriating to me about looking at this guy. He looks like the fat kid from 5th grade that shows up to your birthday party with this shitty new haircut and an excessive amount of hair gel that his mom put in and is picked up early by his parents for some unknown reason. What in the fucking world makes an adult man think that this is an acceptable haircut? And even more infuriating is that fucking constant deadpan expression. He looks to me like someone that hasn't said anything interesting or worth listening to whatsoever even once in his life. He looks like the guy from high school that's always talking about how great he is at getting pussy but hasn't talked to a single fucking girl once in his life
Then again, I haven't ever heard this stuff so maybe i'm just being an ass
1 McGowan9 2018-11-07
This is oddly specific but somehow fitting.
P.s. The "unknown reason" why that fat kid got picked up early from your 10th birthday party was because he called his parents and told them it was shit.
1 Apprehensive_Street 2018-11-07
but all the other kids stayed maaann
1 McGowan9 2018-11-07
Fatso didn't appreciate the store brand snacks your cheap parents bought.
1 TacolasCage 2018-11-07
God damn I know that type of kid you're talking about and the fucker cheats at party games too
1 maloonigans 2018-11-07
its the fake put on edge
"A FAWKIN MOHAWK MAN!"
1 Apprehensive_Street 2018-11-07
Why would someone so bland get a haircut like this?
He wouldn't appear nearly as unlikeable if he just kept a normal haircut and dressed like a big boy. But instead he's decided to put a huge fucking 'LOOK AT ME' on his head. WHY
1 CouchGrouch 2018-11-07
Hey that’s world famous comedian Dave Landau!!
1 halfwholediminished 2018-11-07
he looks like a teletubby
1 AndRiseAgain 2018-11-07
This bland faggot has one of the most annoying faces I've ever seen.
1 OandAbaron 2018-11-07
Who?
1 Intricateentity 2018-11-07
I forget who originally used the line, but landaus shirt size is “extra medium”
1 TacolasCage 2018-11-07
Nice faux hawk. What is this, 1997?
1 Foddashow 2018-11-07
It's very Chumbawamba
1 Don_Panera 2018-11-07
It’s weird combo. He’s extremely bland and forgettable, yet he’s enraging to look at.
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1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-11-07
Rad haircut, faggot.