Butterscotch pudding only exists so high school kids can chuck it at nerds in the cafeteria. Nobody actually likes that shit.

butterscotch is pfg, man

butterscorch

In 7th grade Dan Foley lined a tray with napkins, covered the napkins with ketchup and butterscotch pudding and chucked it into the hatch that you returned the trays to the lunch ladies.

It got Duncan, the retarded guy, he was pissed.

All I got from that is that your name is Duncan

Oh you!

Duncan got crushed and killed by a garbage truck. He was behind the dumpsters and the truck crushed him whilst picking them up.

Man I just laughed so fucking hard at that because I didn't see it coming but honestly that's a super shitty way to die. He probably struggled and freaked out. And now I'm laughing again because I'm hearing a retard scream in my head.

It is even sadder/funnier why it happened.

The head lunch lady didn't want Duncan smoking in the regular spot because he bothered her so he was forced to smoke behind the dumpsters like an animal. Just him, no one else.

Dumpster squashed him at the end of the day and he wasn't found until he was mostly frozen the next morning. They thought he'd just fucked off and walked home already.

Jesus. So the lunchlady basically killed Duncan.

Nigel Igger lit a candle for Duncan the retarded kid.

damn only Duncan had to stand there? Poor retarded Duncan rip

Where did you go to high school, in an 80s movie?

only school tray i ever saw was this kind that you threw out

I'm 40, so a bit older maybe?

We had hard plastic brown trays that got washed somehow?

Stop ending your sentences with question marks like a teenage girl?

around the same age. NYC public schools.

They probably just ran the trays through a big ass commerical dishwasher in the back.

Or they they had an assembly line of retards who hosed them down and then dried them off.

ButterSCOTH!? They Delta Motherfucked him again.

They had to get Jim's sponsor on the air traffic radio to talk him down.

Scoth is the lispy way this fruit would pronounce it

Why not ButterIrish?

What is butterscoth?

Too bad he had a competent and experienced pilot.

Why would anyone ever retweet or like that comment?

Because it's funny sarcasm...obviously!

2nd from right is that Anthony ball-licker. I'd recognize that aged south shore bar hag face anywhere.

Because airline food is usually considered to be bad

Ughhh you know the portion size was 2 spoonfulls and he caught a buzz from it

Another crazy tale from life on the road. He should have saved this for on air or for a chapter in his next book. These hijinx these road comedians live always captivate

Right? It’s hard for us civilians to even understand

so delightful especially with those little lotus cookies. #cheatday #dietstartsmonday #imanaughtyboy

Those were all his calories for the day and he spent the rest of the flight making himself puke in the bathroom.

Jim, phone your sponsor IMMEDIATELY

Shouldn’t his phone be in “airplane” mode?

I sure hope it doesn’t mess with the navigation equipment.

Tsssss.

It’ll be the last sound Jim makes as he’s sucked out of the fuselage.

Didn't he, in his breakout bit on O&A when Dice brought him along, refer to a filthy prostitutes slimy shit that some how got on his hand as butterscotch pudding? The worm has turned indeed... Do people spam his Twitter account with vile stuff too?

Who is mentally ill enough to say "I think my followers would like this, let me retweet it" ????????? Yuck!

No one on here got the joke apparently.

That's because Jim isn't funny.

That may very well be true, but if anyone actually got the reference, it would make a lot more sense. I guess people don't read the news. It was a topical joke, he's not posting about his actual love of a certain pudding.

I hate anyone who thanks companies online for shit they bought.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read on Twitter. No wonder his show is number one on Sirius

I think it’s a joke about that guy sitting in dog shit on a delta flight

Fucking gay cunt

Cunt.

I hate Norton’s disposition towards corporations. Quit acting like your owed something. They’re not all out to motherfuck you.

He's talking about a bowel movement he payed for

I don't hate everything about him. I don't hate the fact that he is deeply unhappy and knows that nobody loves him.

Did you eat out of your boyfriends underwear

I hope this is fake!

Who the fuck eats butterscotch pudding?

A boring faggot that takes PREP so he can take it up the ass from a Nordic man.

Ah. That makes alot of sense actually.

Norton and his airline obsession is so faggy. They don't cater to you baby boy, they don't care about you.

I don't get the joke.

Is "butterscotch" code for getting fucked by a male flight attendant?

He reads this sub.

Ah. That makes alot of sense actually.

It is even sadder/funnier why it happened.

The head lunch lady didn't want Duncan smoking in the regular spot because he bothered her so he was forced to smoke behind the dumpsters like an animal. Just him, no one else.

Dumpster squashed him at the end of the day and he wasn't found until he was mostly frozen the next morning. They thought he'd just fucked off and walked home already.