Who is she voting for?

1  2018-11-06 by shammy87

39 comments

Trump obviously

Oh that's what a hoe down is

She wanted to vote for “Pinwheel” but then just hit a bunch of buttons until they lured her away with a graham cracker.

Most parents are proud when their children graduate college or get a promotion. She's proud when her daughter sits at a voting booth without eating it.

I’d hate to be the poor bastard that goes in there after her. You know every button in that thing is covered in boogers.

the seat is gonna be covered with drool and the screen is gonna be foggy because this mouth-breather has to have their face an inch away from the screen to read

She really got herself all comfortable to do a simple task that even joe cumia could do

Is she voting at Batman Jr. High?

Good for Bonnie’s sister!!

Hopefully someone to suck her fellow tards out of the womb before it’s too late.

She will vote whoever is pro-life.

How much of a proud parent moment was it when Dad found out Mom was lugging a lemon around for nine months #GenerationDrool

Her ballot will get rejected for being covered with crayon marks and feces

Isn't she generation R?

She wrote in jeffrey twizzler

Call me crazy but I think only people with IQs above 70 and dry heads should be allowed to vote.

Only property-ownimg white men should be allowed to vote

democracy was never meant to be uninhibted. those without property will inevitably vote to take the property of others.

More women than men voted NSDAP in 1930s Germany - roughly equal percentages, but there were more registered female voters at the time.

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My comment pointing out this historical fact on that "First Women Vote" post on the front page today was deleted so I just thought I'd share that here.

but i wanna vote too

After seeing all the people who get Into voting and politics like it’s a hobby, I’d hear this tart out at least.

I think she is voting for the representative who has presented an actionable plan for improving her community's economic infrastructure's - in both the public & private sector - which includes creating jobs for people in all tax brackets while not compromising security or American values....

Or....She's going to indiscriminately mash her thick fingers into the screen.

A write-in candidate: SANTA

This is what I came here for

I'm sure she made her decision all herself

Pudding

is that Patton Oswalt? Nice try Patton!

French friiieeeeessss!

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Is it considered voter fraud if she eats buttons off the machine?

Potato as a write in.

Retards are allowed to vote?

She’s clearly voting for a candidate with less chromosomes.

Down Syndrome is caused by an extra copy of a chromosome, you dumb illiterate fuck.

The point is that she’s not voting for a retard, stupid. Cool hyperbolic statement, but maybe a Klinesfelter “man” such as yourself should stick to being trisomic.

Why do you have to get so angry so quick, I was just yanking you chain.

This is why voting expanding the ability to vote by mail is so important.

If Mike Bocchetti had a daughter.