“If hummingbirds were the size of German Shepherds! Think of that! We’d be so fucked. A German Shepard!”

1  2018-11-06 by PhishInVa2

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How much HGH do you need to take to make your head several times bigger in your 30s?

I'M GOING TO BE A BIG STRONG FIGHTER ONE DAY, MOM.

He said he’s been doing steroids since he turned 30, and he’s 51 now

Eddie Bravo: Wheezing cough Man, they already have that sort of shit at dah Area 51. Like dah genetic experiments and stuff.

Brendan Schaub: Grunts Loudly Throws shit against the wall

Ah wetalmbout Areola 51? I knowl all the details on it b, Been into it foreverl, juss esk Jay.

What was it called Area 51. You knew den and you didn’t do anything about it.”

MY DAVID!

This is a real quote to him talking to Christina PaShitSki live so hes gotta be really bored right now.

I have fed hummingbirds for years and they seemed pretty friendly but not so much to others of their kind, joe is a ass

It’s crazy when you think about it! I’m so high dude lmfao

Now imagine if Joe were the size of a German Shepherd. MIND BLOWN!

He's got the height of a German Shepherd

And the IQ

“It’s a weird thing, go ahead go, run with that” Rogan

This fucking midget is already fucked by the size of them.

This guy is probably the least interesting, funny, charismatic and talented successful personality I've ever seen.

I heard a hummingbird chirp the other day, it was pathetic

What a worthless thought you can apply to anything.

Imagine if cockroaches were the size of elephants!

And then what, Joe?

Nice lipstick you fucking faggot

“They would jack you up, seriously. Think of what a humming bird is doing, just to the nectar of flowers. Now imagine your blood instead. How long do you think it would take to drain you completely? We’re lucky if we really think about it.”

Yes Joe. That's true. That impossible scenario you made up when you were doped up beyond stupid on that green smoke yo, is impossible and stupid.

There's something to be said for a person who can expand their mind and think creatively, and then there are people who think their little musings are art.