Wahhh wahhh muh Nose collapsed im going to rehab

1  2018-11-06 by LoloTheRogan

14 comments

Just like the other 20 times

Does he even need to announce it anymore? Go or don't go. Nobody cares at this point.

He's so fucking full of shit it's coming out of his nose. You can tell he's high as a kite while saying all this because he's actually moving and saying words. His "I'm going back to rehab" bullshit seemed insincere in the Stern days ten years ago. That was back when he'd only been to rehab a mere fourteen times. How can anyone ever expect this to work, least of all him. Artie is never, ever, ever, ever going to die sober.

He is so grotesque. And he will never "get clean". Lol.

No, he is going somewhere where other people can keep him away from drugs for awhile so he can heal. He isn't going to quit and get better. Once he is free again he will go right back to it. Ironically jail would have done the same thing and been more effective.

Greg Giraldo - one of the greatest roasters of all time, and Mitch Hedberg - maybe the best joke writer of all time, both died of overdoses; and I'm hoping to see them soon.

Very sad news for his dealer

Shouldn't he have to get drug tested for probation?

Yes.

You know what they say. 38th time's the charm!

Holy shit, did the host snort a crushed-up salt shaker too?

he and Kuhn are gonna form a full nosed prison gang.. it's gonna be lit

Just die already.

Shut the fuck up already, go to prison.